Only works if you freeze the banana beforehand, and I’ve never been that big of a fan of Chilly Willy.
I’ll stick with my porn flakes.
I hope you were shouting “I’m masturbating like a mother fuck!”
Just curious - are the sicknesses from peanut butter classified as STDs now?
I noticed something similar to this phenomenon in other venues.
Message boards: “I don’t own a television, and …” (something completely unrelated to television)
Radio talk shows: “I’m a black/gay man, and …” (something completely unrelated to race or sexual orientation)
Damn, that bites. Can the body shop repair the damage your mighty penis did to the door, or will it have to be completely replaced?
i fully agree with the op. i’d write more, but it’s hard to type with one hand.