On to tick’s delimma. Spoofing you doper name gives us, let’s see:
A tick is a blood sucking parasite - maybe Paris?
“nocturnal” means “of the night”, or “active at night”. A blood sucker who is active at night = a vampire. Count Dracula was a vampire. Feminizing that we get Countess…Contessa!
Contessa Paris. The drag version of noturnal_tick.
Or you could distill it further. Contessa shortens to Tessie, Paris leads to “french”, which leads to “french tickler” - voila! - Tessie Tickler.
Well Tuesdays come and gone. And it’s sad to say but I did not get to dress up.
I got a lovely pink number, found a nice, if unruly, wig and was very close to finding some heels in my size but alas the university has struck us down. I believe it was the vice-chancellor who stepped in and prevented the comedy club organisers from giving us permission until we recieved the official documentation from the charity. So until we get sponsored I’m afraid everything is put on hold.
On the plus side I do like my dress…