Eve
August 23, 2001, 5:59pm
1
All those “pilgrim name,” “gansta name,” “Star Wars name” generators seem pretty, well, lame and inaccurate. So I have devised my very own Drag Name Generator. Yes, things ARE slow at the office this week. Dunno if it will turn out a bust or not, but here goes:
First name: your favorite flower. Here’s a flower-name site: http://www.store-galore.com/pages/flower-meaning.htm
Last name: your favorite Caribbean resort. Here’s a site: http://www.gocaribbean.net/
Me, I’m “Daisy St. Bart.” Though come to think of it, “Rose Barbuda” sounds more like my elementary-school music teacher than a drag queen . . .
Hi, I’m “Aster Bonaire”
Thanks Eve!
I’ve always wanted a drag name, must be some deeply repressed fetish or something. Let’s load up Priscilla and move it on out…
Fiver
August 23, 2001, 6:15pm
3
Say hello to me, “Hydrangea St. Vincent.”
lno
August 23, 2001, 6:16pm
4
“Crocus Curaçao”.
I’ve always envied Coldfire, for being Dutch and all. Now all I have to do is dress up and feel pretty.
cher3
August 23, 2001, 6:26pm
6
Gloxinia Monserrat. Although I also like Candytuft Aruba.
Candytuft. Heh.
Gardenia Martinique
That does sound rather mysterious.
Alstromeria Monserrat
Sounds like a girl from the back row of parochial school.
Tulip Guadeloupe
Eat your heart out, RuPaul!
Zyada
August 23, 2001, 6:52pm
10
Hmmm,
How about Hisbiscus Dominica?
Stoid
August 23, 2001, 7:25pm
12
Begonia Barbados, definitely! Gotta go alliterative…
Camellia Saba, and pleased to meat^H^Het you, big boy.
Mmmm…
Ambrosia Guadeloupe
That is a quality drag name. It makes me want to find some size 13E pumps and grow an adam’s apple and walk around saying “Ahoy, sailor!” with a wink.
gobear
August 23, 2001, 8:00pm
15
Say hello to the utterly fabulous Lily St.Croix!
Hello. My name is Boquet of Withered Flowers British Virgin Islands.
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Lily Martinique. Damn, that’s already taken.
Runner-up: Violet St. Croix.
Signed,
