Eve's Home-Made Drag-Name Generator!

BWAHAHAHA! Poppy!

[sub]Okay, someone else PLEASE tell me they got that . . . [/sub]

Lily Nassau
I was thinking of going with Snapdragon Nassau, that sounds cool in a James Bondian sort of way.

Lilac Negril…sounds so summer-ie!

Nastursium Montserrat.

Call me Nasty.

Hibiscus Barbados. I’m not sure if it’s a good name but it is quite fun to say.

Narcissus Martinique. Gee, my favorite flower seems such an appropriate first name for a drag queen that I’m sure some entertainer or other out there bears this name . . .

Dammit, I don’t have a favorite flower or a favorite Caribbean resort. And I so wanted to be a drag queen, too. :frowning:

How about Daisy Atlantis?

Stephanotis Montserrat. If I am going to be dressed in drag, I may as well sound like a million bucks.

Hibiscus Bonaire?
Peony St Kitts?

Orchid Mustique

I’ve never felt so…fabulous!

Way better than that dumb Pilgrim Name Generator.

Iris Grenada

Amaryllis St. Croix

Chrysanthemum Antigua…

Actually, I didn’t put much thought into this one. The mum’s my birth flower and my best friend is from Antigua.

Fern St Maartin

Petunia Virgin Gorda??

I feel distinctly un-fabulous.

<sniff…sniff>

I tried. I wanted to get in on the whole name generator craze. I didn’t realize how lame it was, if I had I would’ve never posted it. Boo-hoo. Now look at me, my mascara is running down my face, and it’s starting to stain my gold lameé scarf. That will never come out. I’m just going to go and get a tissue.

<trip>

Oh great, now I 've broken the heel on my size 13EE disco ball stilletos. Do you know how long it took to find these? And they matched my “Homage to Cindy Wilson” wig so well!

What’s a girl to do?

Aster Bonaire

Iris Jost van Dyke? Yikes…

Marigold St. Kitts.

A little boring, but has a strange 1920’s charm.

Bird of Paradise Grand Turk. Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue does it?