Now I made someone cry…sorry Aster, put some press-on nails on me and I become such a bitch!
Don’t even get me started on how lipstick affects my grammar, girlfriend!
Gladiolus Trinadad and Tobago just doesn’t sound right. Another one of the many reasons I’d make a lousy drag queen.
Ladies and Sisters, put your hands together for Zinnia Saba! She’s come all the way from the Caribbean to rock your world!
[flamboyant voice]
hello! it’s** Violet BoraBora**!
[/flamboyant voice]
Verbena St. Croix
gosh, I’m feeling the need to strip…
Hyacinth St. John. Mwah.
(OK, I don’t really have a favorite Carribbean resort. I did it for purposes of sound. ;))
Tigerlily Montserrat…
“I want you, I need you, oh baby oh baby…”
Hurrah for double-digit posts…
Hi y’all, I’m Carnation St. Croix. But I have to be true to my Very First Drag Name.
But, for those who don’t like the method in the OP, try this one: Your first name is your first pet’s name. Your last name is the name of the street where you first lived.
My name is Squeaky Lemon.
Eek. Mine would be Clyde Brady. That’s not a drag name. It sounds more like the fourth Brady brother that they never talk about because he can’t sing and has horrendous BO and is locked away in a dungeon somewhere in Iowa.
Come one, come all, to meet the fabulous Jasmine St, Maarten!
Sounds good! I’ve been looking to change my name! (on second thought…)
As far as the second version, I would be Goldie Coloma. Not bad…but my best friend is Fluffy Ambassador. Wowsers!
I am your Faaaaaabulous drag queen, Lotus St. Lucia
This is because the pet & street name combination is actually your supposed porn name. 
Mine is Maya Keeley… not too bad, I suppose…
Fluffy Ambassador so rules. I like it.
Oh, and I got this drag queen formula from RuPaul.