I can totally see that line appearing in the next Judd Apatow film.
“You know how I know you’re gay? You like to play with women’s boobs.”
Waiter, what’s this boob doing in my soup?
I believe it’s the breaststroke, sir.
And both are even better!
Bwa-ha-ha!
Oh yes, I like breasts. I suspect the desire is hard-wired, so to speak, in many men. I mean, I didn’t make a conscious decision or anything to like them, but by age 13 or so, the desire was there.
Yeh. but… we’d have boobies!
Well, to be fair, natural breasts also have an expiration date. Usually its 40 yrs or the first child whichever comes first, but large amounts of weight loss can reduce their life span.
Yes, men like boobs. But what did they of your fake breasts??
I am extremely lucky that mein Herr of 21 years is an enthusiastic big boobie man, since I’m a DDD. I’ve mentioned getting a breast reduction, but he always gives me a horrified look at the thought.
Indeed, if a woman is doing something to draw attention to her breasts, such as enhancing them (permanently or not), it would be rude to not look.
Okay, I realize that at age 46 this should not surprise me. However, I had rather an enlightening experience today. I’m a business owner and we had some summer sausage that had expired. Rather than throw them away, we decided to play with them. We sculpted them with pocket knives to a ridiculous size, and I stuck one in my pants. Now, I’m fairly modestly endowed, so this was quite obvious on me.
There was one of two reactions. The men would startle, then start to laugh, because, you know, it was a joke. The women, on the other hand, uniformly, got this delighted expression on their faces, and then just. kept. staring. And I thought…“Really!? This is obviously a joke…not mine…not real!” And yet all the women would not stop staring at me. All of them…from the 18 year old new hires, to the mid-fifties supervisors. I really don’t think I’d realized before now how very much women like sausage.
…and then the harrassment suits came pouring in…
I didn’t say she was straight, I said she identifies as totally straight. She evinces no interest in any kind of sexual activity with women except playing with their boobies.
Are you making this up? :dubious:
Now, see? I couldn’t count the number of times I played with someone’s boobies then was made to leave. Usually right after she says, “What are you doing!?”
How am I supposed to answer this? If I say “no” are you any more likely to believe me? If I tell you her name is Cynthia, does that make a difference? I could be making that up too. Why I would make that up, I don’t know.
I stare at **SmashTheState’s **posts like other people stare at bad boob jobs.
Must.not.post.pics.of.boobs.no.matter.how.provoked
fisha-40 year old mother of 5 with small, yet still pretty perky B cups.
Smaller boobs have their advantages-not as prone to sags or stretchmarks, and the nipples look big in comparison.
I…how…money, chocolates?
friedo, even as a joke, you’re not supposed to alter another poster’s words in quoted material. Don’t do this.
Thanks,
twicks, MPSIMS mod
I am merely morbidly curious. Sweet Jesus, man, one would think you would try to get between these ladies…I certainly did not mean to offend.
Someday, I’m going to whistle or sing [sotto voce] a line from Goldfrapp’s “Clowns” as a musical put-down for when someone is unduly fascinated with an obvious boob job. The problem is that not many people would get the reference… but at least I’d be able to get it, er, out of my system.
“Only clowns would play with those balloons…”
Appalling lack of pictures in this thread.
So do you shoot off spores or something?