Call me crazy, but I honestly never got the appeal of boobs. A nice shapely pair of legs? Sure. A firm, grabbable butt? I’m right there with you. But breasts? They’re just bags of fat, really. Kind of annoying, always in the way, etc. Then again, I’m a straight girl, so I’m predisposed to not be an enormous fan of boobs.
I’ve never been a fan of thick, throbbing penises, but then again I am a straight male.
Oh, who am I kidding, I LOVE thick, throbbing penises.
I see a mirror thread in the works!
What? :dubious:
I completely agree. Despite the OP, I’ve never been much of a big boob man. I do like boobs, just not the big ones.
Oh man, its stuff like this that is gonna get me in an accident one of these days at work (bus driver). I have had a few people yell at me for not stopping when they rang the bell/missed people at the bus stop. Haven’t plowed into any cars/pedestrians due to DWO yet (Driving While Ogling) 
Not surprisingly as a guy I like boobs. The “Oops I dropped a quarter let me bend down in front of you with my low cut shirt and pick it up” bit never gets old. Sometimes I’ll be handing them their bus pass and drop it by accident…butterfingers! 
Thank you! It isn’t just men who love boobs…I love boobs and also love to play with mine.
and my friends’ boobs; assorted sizes and shapes
Oye.
I would just like to make a quick observation here…this thread is one of, possibly the longest running thread I have ever started, and it made thread spotting. Even when they’re only being talked about, boobs obviously fascinate.
Christ on a crutch, I’m going to be in trouble with Mrs. Plant.
You were never here. GO GO GO…the throbbing penises up thread will only keep her distracted for so long!
Awkward Zone defeated! That was hilarious!
This calls for a round of drinks and more boobs!
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Tons of my friends and relatives who are straight women seem to be big fans of boobs.
They keep marrying them.
Takes bra off
Leans forward
Jiggles
I can’t see what you guys are on about.
You really are the BestWifeEver**!
Are any of your aforementioned friends single? 
You might enjoy this Japanese bra commercial 
When humans began to walk on two legs,
in order to ensure procreation,
tits evolved…
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My initial reaction to this thread title was ER patients in a trauma setting who were topless, undergoing treatment.
I saw an interview of a lifesaver who had been working on Sydney’s Bondi Beach for 20 years. Topless sunbathing is quite common there. He must have seen countless thousands of pairs, including those belonging to some of the most naturally gorgeous women in the world. One of the interview questions was “so, do you still notice all the topless women on the beach?”. He stared at the interviewer like he was gibberingly insane and shook his head in wonderment: “… of course!”.
Not necessarily.
My girlfriend has had large C or small D breasts since finishing puberty, and up until she started to go to law school, she ran regularly. (She still exercises, but not as much due to less time.)
I also new a girl back in high school who was one of the faster runners in cross country. She got a reduction because her breasts became out of proportion and made running difficult.
And one of my girlfriend’s long term friends (they’ve been friends since they were kids) was always very slender and apparently had A-cup up until she got pregnant, whereby they jumped to B. This woman (who I didn’t meet until after the pregnancy was finished) does not work out and has a typical caloric intake. She just has a very high metabolism.
So just because a woman has large breasts, it doesn’t mean she isn’t fit, and just because a woman doesn’t have large breasts it doesn’t mean she is.
This sculpture must be newer than they say
