So I've found the most addicting game that exists on the internet. No, seriously

Those icons (grandmas, farms, etc.) along the right column are not achievements. They’re purchases that will make cookies for you every second (cookies per second or CPS). Eventually, you never need to click the cookie again. All your cookies will come from production.

Then I guess I’m winning, because I ain’t clicking shit.

Have you clicked on the buttons to purchase them?

That would take far more than the ten minutes which is far below my attention span.

Nah, you only need to click the big cookie a few (50 or 100) times…after that, it pretty much becomes automatic and you never need to click again. Takes much less than 10 minutes.

But, meh, I can understand how some wouldn’t see the point/find it stupid/dull/too pointless.

I’m disappointed that there have not been any Christmas cookies added.

I was surprised there was no Thanksgiving cookies. It’s been awhile since the last update.

I finally got the “just plain lucky” shadow achievement after about 8.5 days total run time. I’m done.

Does anyone know if the trillion cps achievement is before any frenzies, or after? I’ve definitely gone over a trillion cps with a frenzy activated, but I think my last re-set was just before I reached a trillion cps. As such, I’m on 135/135 upgrades, but it sounds like a need 136/135! I have a feeling the trillion cps achievement is a (relatively) recent addition, and he forgot to add one to the denominator.

Anyway, I currently have 3,915 heavenly chips, and I don’t think I’m going to play any more - can’t be bothered. Was a fun game though, and I agree it was/is very addictive.

I suspect the creator has moved on to other things and isn’t bothered about putting much more into it.

Without a frenzy.

He’s been too busy playing Cookie Clicker.

The trillion CPS is an achievement, not an upgrade. I think it became fairly easy to hit once I got over 3000 HC.

In any case, I certainly can’t blame you for walking away. Actually I can totally praise you for it. Not sure why it still has a hold on me, but I suspect I’ll do the same soon. I think once I reach Hal’s level (basically clearing the game in an hour) I can imagine quickly losing interest. (unless he adds more upgrades).

Yeah, I keep saying that too.

I am done. I lost everything again. Not going to start over a third time.

You could load someone else’s game save.

I just passed the quintillion cookie line.

New update – tons of Christmas-themes upgrades and achievements!

Upon reload I have so many cookies that I just bought everything.
But it looks like i have…

…a few reindeer to pop and cookies to find.

Dammit…just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in…

Yeah, it kind of lessens the impact. OK, I can click that, so I will… <clickclickclickityclick>
Wait, what did I just buy? And what the heck happened to Santa?

Perfect description of my last 3 minutes. Although I am currently short 12 upgrades and 3 achievements, so that’s exciting.

::sigh:: why am I still playing this thing?