So me and some friends prank phone called someone today

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#1

So me and somem people had an idea to prank someone this morning…
We called someone when they were alone.

Them: XXXX Realty
no response
Them: Hello, this is XXX Realty.
Me: Is your pussy wet?
Them: I don’t understand you.
ME: Is your pussy wet?
Them: I don’t know what you are talking about. I don’t have a pussy. I do have a dog.
ME: Is your pussy wet?
Them: I told you, I don’t have a pussy. I don’t think the dog is wet. I can see him over there, sleeping in the corner.
Me: Do you play with your vagina?
Them: I don’t understand you. What does that Theman?
ME: Will you rub your titties for Them?
Them: What are you talking about? Are you speaking English?
ME: Is your pussy wet?
Them: Do you even understand English?
ME: Do you like to play with your clit?
Them: I don’t know what that Themans. I like to play Chess. I like the musical.
ME: Do you want to get naked?
Them: No.
ME: Why not?
Them: Cause I don’t want to. Do you respect a person’s right to say no?
ME: But why not?
Them: Cause I said so. What part of NO don’t you understand. The “N” or the “O”?
ME: Do you like to play with yourself?
Them: I like to play Solitaire. It’s fun on the computer.
ME: Is that what you’re doing now?
Them: No, I’m on a Themssage board. I’m going to put this entire conversation up there.

Then the person hung up.

It was awesome

#2

You’d think XXX Realty would be making enough to spring for caller ID.
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#3

Wow, Deja-Vu.

The hell’s a themssage board?

#4

What you get when you don’t think through a universal change?

#5

Yeah, I’d expect better editing from my fellow Themssage board Themmbers.

#6

I think the original thread is enough so that we don’t really need a joke thread.