So me and some friends prank phone called someone today

So me and somem people had an idea to prank someone this morning…
We called someone when they were alone.

Them: XXXX Realty
no response
Them: Hello, this is XXX Realty.
Me: Is your pussy wet?
Them: I don’t understand you.
ME: Is your pussy wet?
Them: I don’t know what you are talking about. I don’t have a pussy. I do have a dog.
ME: Is your pussy wet?
Them: I told you, I don’t have a pussy. I don’t think the dog is wet. I can see him over there, sleeping in the corner.
Me: Do you play with your vagina?
Them: I don’t understand you. What does that Theman?
ME: Will you rub your titties for Them?
Them: What are you talking about? Are you speaking English?
ME: Is your pussy wet?
Them: Do you even understand English?
ME: Do you like to play with your clit?
Them: I don’t know what that Themans. I like to play Chess. I like the musical.
ME: Do you want to get naked?
Them: No.
ME: Why not?
Them: Cause I don’t want to. Do you respect a person’s right to say no?
ME: But why not?
Them: Cause I said so. What part of NO don’t you understand. The “N” or the “O”?
ME: Do you like to play with yourself?
Them: I like to play Solitaire. It’s fun on the computer.
ME: Is that what you’re doing now?
Them: No, I’m on a Themssage board. I’m going to put this entire conversation up there.

Then the person hung up.

It was awesome

You’d think XXX Realty would be making enough to spring for caller ID.
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Wow, Deja-Vu.

The hell’s a themssage board?

What you get when you don’t think through a universal change?

Yeah, I’d expect better editing from my fellow Themssage board Themmbers.

I think the original thread is enough so that we don’t really need a joke thread.