and one says to the other, “Damn! I left my electron back at the apartment!”
And the other one says, “Are you sure?”
And the first one says, “Yeah! I’m positive!”
friedo <groan>
Ok I’ll bite,
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender looks at him, and says “For you, no charge.”
Two peanuts are walking down the street.
and one was assaulted.
jarbaby
[sub]I guess you have to TELL that joke, and not type it[/sub]
Little Johnny was a scientist
Little Johnny is no more
For what he thought was H[sub]2[/sub]O was H[sub]2[/sub]SO[sub]4[/sub]
Dang it eirroc, you stole my joke. guess I’ll have to tell my backup now
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says:
“Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
To which the grasshopper replies:
“Why would you call a drink ‘Kevin’?”
Oh, why not another?
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve food here.”
Electrons have to be the worst sub-atomic particles. They all have such a negative influence on society. . .
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
There was a young name named McBright,
Who could fly much faster than light.
He took off one day,
In a relative way,
Returning the previous night.
Two guys walk into a bar.
You’d think the second one would have seen it.
Well, if limericks are allowed…
There was a young fencer named Fisk
Whose thrust was exceedingly brisk
So fast was his action
The Lorentz contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disk.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, “Olive or twist?”
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”.
William Shakespeare walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You can’t come in here. You’re bard.”
A man walks into a bar waving a checkered flag. The bartender says, “I hope your not going to start something with that.”
A Priest, an Englishman, a lawyer, a duck and a twelve-inch pianist walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
A man with no legs walks into a bar. The bartender says, “How the hell did you do that?”
A woman walk into a bar and asks for a Double Entendre. So the bartender gives her one.
Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street.
They run into their friend oxygen, who says, “Hey, water you doing here?”