Nah, he could never get it down Pat.
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A bowling pin, for example. Tip: start with the smaller end.
Made me choke on a Nutter Butter !!! 
This is one of the hottest things I have read on this board.
Green bananas of various sizes are good for practicing on. Remember to trim the tip of the banana of stem.
Many people, however, find it easier to open their mouth than their asshole.
Yeah, but she’s not asking about opening her mouth. 
The trick is to relax your throat a bit.
For me, it just took practice, and relaxation. I would put the penis in as far in as I dared and just hold it there for a few seconds (or until I felt the gag reflex coming on). The more I did it, the better I got at it, and the deeper I could go. I’m still not doing it as easily as a porn star does, but I’m improving.
Another plus: gagging (a LITTLE gagging) produces more saliva, which means more lube (or you can find a flavored lube you like). It’s messy as hell, but worth it (and if you don’t want a wet spot, just throw a towel or two down).
Also, it should be said that there IS more to deepthroating than just getting the whole penis in one’s mouth. The throat is a bit more constricted than the mouth, and that constriction on the head of the penis = decent stimulation.
Except that most of the penis’ nerve endings are on the under side, so your tongue will be stimulating the wrong side.
Also, different penises curve in different directions . . . or not at all.
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I saw this post and went :eek: until I read the rest of it.
You sound like a wonderful GF.
I tend to use this and thinking about the process of swallowing while doing it-- you don’t breathe when you swallow, and you’re pushing stuff down your throat when you’re doing it. Try it once, and build up to being able to do it over a few strokes. You’ll be able to time breathing in with time and will be able to handle it more often. However, this isn’t going to be a magical experience unless you’re also doing some sort of manual stimulation with what’s left when you pull back out. It takes practice and a little willingness to gag the first few times or accidentally screw up the rhythm, but you can get good at it. Giving can be really pleasurable, and to be honest I’m not as fond of the 69 position because I can neither focus on giving nor receiving and feel like I don’t get nearly as much out of it as taking turns.
I don’t think my tongue is unusually flexible (really) and I don’t have any trouble reaching all around the head of the penis with my tongue, pretty much regardless of the position my head is in.
My partner has difficulty deepthroating a penis as big as mine when it’s fully erect (which is to say a normal-sized penis) and says what she does is waits until a moment when I’ve gone a little bit soft (which seems to naturally happen from time to time). I imagine she still has to deal with her gag-reflex, but probably to a lesser extent (I should ask, I’ve only inferred this).
I quite enjoy it when she does this. Is it something I absolutely must have? Probably not. Still, the sensation is different and adds colour to the whole experience.
The whole point about deep-throating is that you gag. A man wants to feel power over you–to dominate you-- which is why he is attempting to kill you by cutting off your air supply with his manhood. My suggestion is to not fight it and let yourself gag. I can send you a how-to video if you’d like.
I don’t think all guys are into gagging… some, sure. Others just get freaked out that their penis is going to get vomit on it.
I can’t think of anyone I want to have sex with and kill/make-uncomfortable-unless-they’re-into-that. Those Venn circles don’t overlap for me at all.
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You misspelled “meat.”