We’ve had a lot of oral sex threads lately, and reading some of the joyous comments about blowjobs has made me feel a teeny bit out of it.
Here I am, 36 years old and recently divorced, devoutly hoping to meet a nice boy some fine day and get laid. But all the kids seem to be giving each other blow jobs now, and I, uh, have never. Not to the end, you know.
My marriage did not give me much education in the sensual arts in general, and the ex didn’t like blow jobs. Not mine, anyway. He was quite too large for me to comfortably handle, orally, so it was basically a handjob with a little oral on one end, if you see. Useful for foreplay, I guess, but not often employed, and not very enthusiastically on either of our parts.
Obviously, this has to change. I am in a state of regrettable ignorance and require the straight dope.
So. Without making me feel too much like an ignorant freak, please - educate me? What should I know to do? What should I try? What works, what doesn’t? Where do I put my hands? Swallowing, arguments for and against? Et cetera.
Sincere thanks in advance.