Actually, he did. He posted a completely reasonable rant in Workplace yesterday.
Be happy, cg16. No one has singled you out in the Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread … yet. You’re working your way there, but you’re not a top troll yet.
This whole website makes me wish I could turn back time and just have the paperback books and the newspaper columns back.
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I’d almost forgotten about l33t… thank Og* that most of this board is too smart to fall into a lot of 4chan/reddit traps of “this sounds SO cool this week, I’ll infect Teh Interwebz with it…”
*And we don’t have TOO many inside jokes that would keep an interloper from enjoying this board…
(Hi, Opel, is that 1920’s style blimp burning your dog?)
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I believe it’s “¿ before § except after Д [/n33tpick]
And “50|_|N|)e|) |_1|<e 4 4z 1N ne19|-|b0.- 4N|) |/E19|-|” 
Feed that into TECO and I believe you get a Shakespearean sonnet 