I can’t believe I’m the first…
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Actually, I wanted a laptop, so I went out and bought one. So now, I just want a new pair of comfy slippers, and to lie around on Christmas day with my wife, covered in cats. Or with my cats, covered in my wife. Whatever.
I just emailed you, somewhat belatedly.
I also want: not to wake up with the pain of TMJ.
I want a digital camera because I need to take more pictures.
Or an alarm system for my truck so my stereo doesn’t get stolen again.
-foxy
Thanks to an awesome (but anonymous) Doper, I now have possession of my precious *Buffy *and at the original price of $130. I love this board sometimes.
Ooooh! I want one of those too!
Several pounds of colored borosilicate rods and tubes.
What? I really do.
Ok , so I have to ask. What are colored borosilicate rods and tubes?
Some hot man sausage.
Really, I haven’t had any in…uh…almost 6 months. 
Buuuut, seeing as that ain’t gonna happen, I’ll be happy with The Sims 2. 
I’ll make them screw like rabbits and live vicariously through them.
In the spirit of the season, I shall loan my boyfriend to you for 1 night. What I really want for Christmas is some freakin’ sleep.
Have at it.
