So here the situation: It’s 2024, and you’re a senior QB playing for powerhouse football team. Scratch that: you are THE QB playing for the THE powerhouse football team. You’ve won the Heisman 4 years in a row. Your team has gone 60-0 in the four years you’ve been there, with a national championship each year. Every scout, coach, sportswriter, and armchair QB agrees you’re awesome, and everyone predicts your success will only grow as you get into the pros.
And a plus for you, the star QB for the NFL team in your hometown just retired. You know, the home town where your whole family lives. And your fiancee. And your fiancee’s family. And where you’ve dreamed of raising a family since you were four (hey, being a football god doesn’t mean you can’t have a soft side too).
But there’s a problem. Your hometown team is last in the draft. The team that’s first in the draft, and one that refuses to trade, is the Alaskan team from the 2020 NFL expansion, the Deadhorse Beaters. The Beaters haven’t won a game since they were a team. In fact, they’ve never even scored a point in every loss they’ve had. There’s never been more attendees at a game than there have been players on the field. Nobody knows why the owners even let the certifiably insane inheritor of an oil estate keep a team up in the tundra (Nude pics from the last NFL-owners-only-orgy are suspected). And their General Manager has publicly salivated over the chance to draft you for his team.
But you’re clever. After running your daily “sprint 100 yards in 3 seconds” training routine, you call a news conference. Where you announce you won’t be registering for the draft. And you just happened to have just bought a house in your home town. You remember, the one where the star QB just retired. Yep. Nothing suspicious there. By the way, your mailing is <mumble mumble> juuuuuuuuust in case someone from that team was curious…
Alright, ridiculous hypothetical aside, I’m sure this situation has come up. There’s plenty of good college players that don’t want to get stuck playing for the Jags. (No offense to Jacksonville). And there’s plenty of cash-rich teams that would love to buy out the top 20 draft prospects to front-load their team and screw everyone else. That’s why there’s a draft, and I’m sure there’s a million rules to keep the above from happening. But how flexible are they? If a really good player really wants to play for some team, or he really hates some other team, is it just “Sorry Charlie, you play for the team that picks you or you don’t play at all”, or is there some ability to abuse Free Agent rules there?