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America: Fuck Yeah!
Democrats: The problem mutilators! (With electrolytes!)
I personally really liked the “Let’s do this shit” suggestion. I think that hits a really wide segment of people. Couldn’t be an official slogan, but if properly germinated, it could have grass roots.
Srsly? WTF!
SAURON/VOLDEMORT 2020
Still better than the Pubbies.
I like those too. And someone else said “Make America America Again”
Those are my three favorites.
I could never be in advertising, all I really like is sarcasm. Everything sounds corny to me. But I do think I could have come up with something better than “I’m with her.” That’s the worst slogan they could have chosen.
Literally
Anyone Else
2020
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Peeing Together!
When was America American before? I guess I’d like to know what we’re turning the clocks back to. As a straight, white male, I’m almost certain to gain from this experiment, but I wanna know by how much!!
“Give Trump the bum’s Russia!”
- it’s a work in progress.
“Back by Popular Demand” as the second line. A variety of first lines. “The Middle Class”, “Integrity”. Fill in your own blank there.
I have a few Ho-Chunk (Winnebago) neighbors who might beg to differ… 
This is exactly what I was referring to as well.
Way back when the 2016 election process began, I looked at what came to be called the Clown Car of Republican hopefuls, versus the Almost No One Wants To Run field of Democrats, I expected the race to end up being Hillary versus Bush III, or maybe Hillary versus Cruz. As Trump gradually took the lead, and the majority of the “clowns” dropped out, I saw that the Republican Party leadership was clearly out of touch with the base that they had purposely built, because they expected people who had been trained to be paranoid and knee-jerk, to vote WITHIN the party as though they were doctrinaire instead.
Trump was such a buffoon the entire time, I at first thought that Hillary would win going away, but then I began to notice how incredibly bad Hilary’s speaking performances were. Her nomination acceptance speech was aimless and vague, with her assumed “cheering” pauses all in the wrong places. I gradually stopped laughing at the “Trump is running to Help Hillary” joke, and started to seriously suspect that it would turn out to have been the other way around all along, by accident.
And something does need to be noticed, about this whole subject: Trump’s MAGA slogan was NOT as hell for leather successful as some think it was. After all, he barely squeaked in, he didn’t roll to easy victory, and many still recognize that he lost the popular vote.
Sound bites have to be understood in CONTEXT. Trump had an entire campaign promotional platform, designed to mesh with and illuminate HIS biggest Bite. If the Democrats are going to do well in the future, they need to do the same thing, and not JUST try to invent kicky sounding cleverness.
The Republicans (I’m talking about the real leadership, and the bulk of the most powerful followers, not Trump’s portion) never had an actual plan to do anything for America as a nation. That’s clear from the fact that they have produced zero meaningful legislation since gaining nominal control of all three major portions of the government at the same time.
The Democrats got Obama in, in large part because of that being the case for the last TWENTY years. The Democrats need to learn from all that, and start by formulating an activist platform first, and THEN come up with the soundbites to drive it over the airwaves.
Make America Great Again-- get those goddam Winnebagos off the roads! [I was stuck behind one of them yesterday along the coast as the driver was going, no exaggeration, 5 MPH]
Oh, wait. You men THOSE Winnebagos. Never mind.
“Truth, Justice and the American Way”.
Thread winner!
As one of our resident conservatives, you’ll probably want to take my advice with a grain of salt, but …
I thought something like this video from John Cena struck the right tone. It’s patriotic, and optimistic, and yet speaks for values that are important to Democrats.
Also, I thought “justice for all” was awesome.
“Yet” ? :dubious: Please expound on that point.
I think it’s pretty clear that he thinks those are values Democrats oppose.
Seems odd that Democrats are not associated with optimism, considering one candidate for president (not a Democrat) spent the whole campaign saying how it was all gloom and doom, the jobless rate was “really” 40%, healthcare was a disaster, etc.
There is a perception among many folks - not entirely without merit - that Democrats are unpatriotic, or, at least, not as patriotic as Republicans.