Great idea. Will he be called General Fuckup or Major Disaster?
Snort the biggest line this side of the Rio Grande?
In order to make this experiment as scientifically accurate as possible, our volunteer needs to stick his head up Bush’s ass.
Actually, to REALLY make it accurate our volunteer would need to stick his or her head up Chaney’s ass…
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Major Asshole, I believe.
I disagree. I think Cheney knows exactly what he’s doing.
Sure, Chaney knows what he’s doing. The point is that Bush doesn’t…and so HIS head is the one up Chaney’s ass. I have my doubts Bush could FIND his own ass at this point…
So, to make things accurate we’d need to simulate this in a controlled environment…perhaps make it a double blind with several volunteers having their heads stuck up a random selection of people’s asses.
YMMV…I’m just trying to be scientific here…
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Spaceballs? Right? 
I’m pretty sure that if you dig deep enough into the soft, greasy underbelly of the internet, you can find a site for people who’d volunteer to do that.
I think we’ve taken this joke as far as it needs to go. 
Agreed. 
As it is I won’t be able to eat lunch today and will probably have nightmares tonight…
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What will he be doing after he leaves office, I wonder?
I hear they are rebuilding the Death Star…
-XT
He’ll have plenty of opportunities in the corporate world, but he may find himself strangely uninvited from the big wig hunting trips at whatever company he finds himself.
Or, he may volunteer to join the marines and fight in Iraq.
I’m sure they have a nice warm seat for him at Halliburton. And pay him for 8 years of retroactive wages. He made more money for them than when he was officially working there, after all.
Spend a couple of weeks relaxing in Iraq. 
How many times must I repeat myself? DOPERS, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE FOUL MAGICKS FOR THE PURPOSES OF GOOD!!! Nothing good ever comes of it. Hence the term “foul magicks.”
Just what I was going to say. “Write” an autobiography, build his Presidential library, give speeches to fatcats, join some corporate boards, vigorously polish his legacy, etc.
xtisme, under a law signed by President Clinton, USSS protection ends 10 years after he and his successors leave office. Given the many, many people who hate GWB and would like to see him dead, however, I expect a restoration of the previous protection-for-life policy.
John Mace, as to Cheney fighting in Iraq, no, I suspect he’ll still have “other priorities.”
He still has some ANG drills to make up too, right?
I thought the Marines wanted a few good men; he’s disqualified on that requirement alone.
He’ll do what he’s been doing most of the time he’s been IN office, hang out on his ranch.