The late chap who invented the frsibee had his ashes incorporated into a limited edition series of frisbees. When you die, what what would you like your remains made into?
For me, I am not going to die. I will take huge quantities of monkey gland extracts and live in a glass bottle full of weird life giving fluids but will not die. This is not for any selfish reasons but simply to irritate my relatives.
Alternatively I’d like my ashes to be declared a national treasure and kept in a glass jar at the Natural History Museum.
I wish to be freeze dried, broken up into chunks
about the size of a fist, then have the chunks thrown
off the space shuttle, as the chunks disbursed they would
one by one re-enter the atmosphere causing a shooting
star to be seen from the ground. Whenever my loved
ones saw a shooting star, they would think of me.
Some kind of timer, like an hourglass. Maybe there would be enough ashes to make a series of timers, say - three, four, five, and six minutes. Then I could be of use when people were grilling steaks!
