Looks like Hurricane Elvis
Bizarre nexus of a four-alarm fire, suicide, and kiddie porn in San Jose: SJ Murky New story.
Oh, and this happened in my 'hood, too; I walk past this street all the time: Teenager scares off half-nude man
How do you… NO, never mind. Idontwannaknow.
So, how old was the picnic table? Was it a minor picnic table, or was it of age? Was it consensual sex? Actually, I see from the article that he had sex with the picnic table at least four times, so I guess they were in a relationship together. See, this is exactly what people like Sally Kern have been warning us about all along. First it’s the gays, then cats and dogs living together, then people having “relations” with their patio furniture, and finally The End of the World.