I recently discovered that I can be shitfaced and still type in a credit card number accurately. Witness the recent arrival of this book.
Anybody else have any good SWD acquisitions?
Hmm, I donated 5€ to Wikipedia late Friday night. Should’ve done so way earlier, so I guess it’s alright.
Shrimp flavored chips and Soybean soda from my local asian corner store. I rarely actually buy “things” as much as I buy weird shit to eat.
Thanks to the marvel of the internet, it’s extremely difficult these days to be too drunk to buy brandy.
My new USB flash drive:
I probably wouldn’t have ordered it if I didn’t have a couple rounds first, don’t really need it.
I guess I get to be the one to make the obligatory link to an Onion article? 
Since I don’t drink myself, I didn’t realize that SWD was an actual occurance. I guess this is another good reason for me to steer clear of booze…I buy enough crap I end up not using while sober. 
I bought some Drum Corp International tickets to a show here in July. I probably would have bought them anyway, but the alcohol really lowered my resistance to spending $50.
I believe I was tipsy when I finally decided to pay for a SDMB subscription last summer…
While I wasn’t drunk, I did go to Wal-Mart completley baked yesterday and spent 45 bucks. The only thing new that I can find in my house is ice cream, but I have the carbon check copy that says 45.00. I and still treasure hunting trying to find what I bought.
I was drunk when I bought my Sirius Satelite radio.
I woke up the next day thinking WTF? I just spent $150 on something I’m already get’n for free?
Sixt months later I’m completely spoiled. I can’t imagine ever going back to terrestrial radio.
I don’t usually shop drunk very often, but when it comes to iTunes, well…
Ray Stevens? Ray Stevens? (I’d forgotten how much I enjoy the Mississippi Squirrel Revival, really. That’s one drunken purchase that makes me quietly happy.)
My latest drunken purchase was also a book. 20th Century Ghosts by Joe Hill – not published in the US yet so I paid $50 for a signed limited on abe. $50 that I can’t really afford right now.
But Ihad to have it! It’s gotten rave reviews from all kinds of places, with no mention that he’s Stephen King’s son. And so far, it’s very, very good.
I got the other radio as a gift (with 2 year paid subscription) last xmas. It is great.
Last shopping I did while inebriated was with my gf. We each bought kayaks. We are having fun!
The latest was one of the better things (it was a long time ago - I’ve learned that SWD is a potentially bad thing).
The partner Slip and I went out for lunch (and margaritas) one day. It was next to an antique store.
We bought a pump organ. (Well, I had wanted a keyboard of some sort).
I wasn’t drunk but I was pissed-off/bummed out. Bought a CD player for my car that reads MP3’s and also has a USB port on the front of it.
Winner!
It would’ve been even cooler if you’d bought it while blacked out and then just woke up with it in your house. 
The closest I can get is the friend (really, a friend, not me), who wound up with a complete set of Girls Gone Wild videos obtained in a drunken stupor. Took him ages for him to convince the company to stop billing his card and sending him new installments.
Me, I just buy bad movies and good books when I’m drunk. Damn you, Amazon.
I was drunk when I was trying on $2,000 dresses at Holt Renfrew last Thursday.
I wound up purchasing a $500 silk wrap dress that I don’t actually have anywhere to wear it to.
However, I look super hot in it, so I’m hoping an opportunity will present itself.
…more beer
tsfr
Has anyone seen the “stoner” commercial for Jack in the Box? Where the Jack bobblehead suggests to the stoner that he should buy thirty of his tacos?
I get really hungry when I’m drunk, which I suppose is weird, except that I never throw up when I’m drunk. I’ve done something very similar to the stoned commercial, in that I spent about sixty dollars at McDonalds on dollar menu items, just for me. And no, I didn’t gain 150 pounds in one sitting, although I sure felt like it the morning after.
FYI, someone sober was driving me, and instead of trying to talk me out of it, they took pictures, which I have confiscated and am never showing anyone.
~Tasha