Count me in, I love these things.
If by any chance if6was9 comes around asking about a Fender guitar, nobody knows nothin’. 
My Fender disappears… I’m crackin’ skulls!
Damn it!
[puts collection of cracked skulls back in closet and looks for other arcane (yet cool) stuff…]
Email sent.
I’m in.
I have a whole ryder truck rental worth of cra…treasures…yeah…treasures to send to some unsuspecting sap.
Muahhhahahahhahahahahahha!
Sorry, got carried away
Ok I’ll do it but let me just say I want white elephant stuff not just random garbage.
Last time someone sent me one of those rice bowls. Food? Come on! Give me something huge and embarrassing ugly.
Sorry, I cannot detatch it, if you know what I mean.
Hooo-K! Dis is whats I got:
Althea
alice_in_wonderland
Astroboy14
caphis06
Dazzling White Diamonds
Dbygawdcapn
FisherQueen
foxymoron
hillbilly queen
InternetLegend
LilyoftheVally
Maureen
melrose
N. Sane
NoClueBoy
Phall0106
Picker
picunurse
rocking chair
Shirley Ujest
skyclad72724
Skerri
Sunfish
Tanookie
The Punkyova
VivaLostWages
Zebra
If yer name’s not here then I don’t gots ya…
I am SO in. I have a lot of really great cra… good stuff around the house. I just hope I can make it back in time. I have already emailed alice my info, but at the moment Im stuck somewhere in Hungry near Budapest. So if you get a bunch of broken motorcycle parts chances are it was me!
Wow, I was thinking about the White Elephant exchange this very morning! Has it really been two years since the last one? I’ve got lots of “goodies” here.
Zebra said:
What makes you think I have anything huge and embarrassingly ug—wait a minute. Strike that. Carry on. 
OK, count DaToad in.
Some lucky Doper is going to get one helluva package. I’m talkin’ art! Antiques! The rare and unusual! As a local car dealer says, “this ain’t junk, and that’s no bull”.
Bwaaaahahahahahaha!
I’m in, I’m in.
k, email sent…now let me start diggin around to see what I can come up with here!
I’ll play!
Email will be sent presently. This sounds like fun! Thanks!
~S
Uhoh…I recently cleaned house and I don’t have stuff that’s really godawful. Just mostly doodads and thingamabobs. The “chooz to reuze” * section at the town dump got most of my big godawful stuff.
Am I disqualified? I could stop at the “free” pile of a yard sale, if necessary, but it seems somewhat unsportsmanlike.
*No, I don’t know why they use two Zs. Kinda like “Kandy Kottage”.
E-mail sent. Now it’s time to clean out cr…really, really good stuff.
Just do your best.
Remember a White Elephant is a gift and a curse.
Just a little reminder folks, when you send your e-mail I need:
Your screen name.
Your real name.
Your address.
Cheers.
Hi folks - here’s the list of people so far:
Althea
alice_in_wonderland
Astroboy14
BrattiAtti
caphis06
DaToad
Dazzling White Diamonds
Dbygawdcapn
Edward the Head
FisherQueen
foxymoron
hillbilly queen
InternetLegend
Irreverent Tone
lainaf
LilyoftheVally
luluBahrain
Maureen
melrose
N. Sane
NoClueBoy
Phall0106
Picker
picunurse
rocking chair
Sami41
Shirley Ujest
skyclad72724
Skerri
Sunfish
Tamex
Tanookie
The Punkyova
VivaLostWages
Zebra
I also have one maybe, but I’m still waiting for more info…
Whew! I was feeling inadequate as a 'White Elephant Thread Starter", for awhile there. 