Nothing like a Pap smear and not even conducted below the waist, but FYI anyway.
Being catherized by a novice who used too large a tube, plus having an enlarged prostate left me bleeding and peeing clots of blood for two days. She basically ignored the fact that I was yelling with pain and just pushed the catheter in harder.
Very high on the list of pain…much more than any of the several broken bones I’ve had. Oooch!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Allright, that Is WAY!! TMI.
This discussion has gone on quite long enough!, stop it now.
Unclviny
Absolutely beautiful. I might steal this, although not as a signature line.
I forgot to add my own experience. This is the first time I’ve gone public with this, but an accident caused me to loose the ability to sustain an erection. To be clear about it, I had a prostetic pump installed. The benefits of this device are great, but the first two weeks of recovery made me wonder if anything was worth the level of pain I experienced. To add insult to injury, I am a recovering addict with a real weakness for prescription pain pills, so really effective pain medications were simply not an option.
Well this was the worst crotch-type procedure I ever had. It hurt. It hurt a lot.
Not really a ‘down there’ thing, but many years ago I blew out my ACL (knee ligament) playing volleyball. There happened to be a nurse also playing who came running over as I was rolling around the floor swearing loudly. She had a knee brace on. What she said to me was priceless. She said “I know you’ve blown out your knee. I’ve done that, and I’ve had children. The knee hurts worse!”
Um.
That website? Mentioned above?
WTF was that?
I mean … I know people do some weird stuff in bed and all, and that’s cool, but what could someone POSSIBLY get out of someone sticking some metal into their peehole?
I’ve never even HEARD of something like that, ever. It’s not like I’m into freaky stuff or anything but I thought I had pretty much heard of everything.
wanders off, confused
CrazyCatLady, at least your doc used some kind of pain medication on you! When I had my IUD put in, I got phsyically sick from the pain. AND the doc (who was even a woman!) knew I hadn’t had kids before.
I dread getting it taken out. When they do, they will have to shoot my cervix full of lidocain.
hm, did I mention I know a dominatrix, and I have a few friends into some pretty freaky things=) and I spent my formative years in the 70s when sex was fun and safe, and frequently practiced in groups? :eek:
When you’re a teenager and “untouched by the hand of man” and a nurse does a pelvic with the largest sized thingy, what is freezing cold, and doesn’t use KY Jelly, and is determined she’s doing the procedure no matter what … That ain’t no fun at all 
Kidney stones, (you know where something this size O is travelling somewhere this size o :eek: ) are not your friends
Warning - probably a TMI post.
In 1988, I had a kidney stone. Had to have surgery for it; the surgeon left a shunt in between the kidney and the bladder. I had the surgery on a Monday, he told me to come back on Friday to the office and they would remove the shunt, that it was a simple procedure.
Don’t EVER believe a doctor when s/he tells you something like this.
They prepped me, which involved washing the area with a cleaning solution that they stored in the freezer. They then injected a local anesthetic up the urethra; use your imagination and visualize peeing in reverse. During all of this, I’m on a table with my feet up in stirrups (ladies, you have my sympathies) and a drape raised over my midsection. I raised up and looked over the top.
The doctor is standing there holding…a…device. It’s bright and shiny chrome with a light on the end. AND IT’S THE SIZE OF A GODDAM BASEBALL BAT!! AND IT’S GROWING!! And then he says, “Relax. You’re going to feel a little pressure now.” And with those comforting words, he shoves the baseball bat up my tonker and starts looking for the end of the shunt. He finally finds it, after nearly shoving the bat through my spinal cord from the bottom end, grabs the end of the shunt and pulls it out.
I cannot even begin to describe that sensation to you. Suffice to say that in the course of typing this, the memory has caused my tonker to shrivel all the way up. :eek: