So...Who missed me?

I’m ba-ack! Yeah, I know it’s been a while. I see a lot of new people. I’m sure my spot’s been taken and nobody wants me anymore. ::curls up in a corner and whimpers:: I’m going to need a lot of help to get myself back to the jello wrestling stripteasing poster that I once was. So in this thread please feel free to say everything good that you have ever thought about me. If you never thought anything good about me, then make something up. If you have no idea who I am, then bullshit. I need to rebuild my SDMB ego. Please stroke me.

Me! Me!

Stroke you? I don’t even know you. But hey, that’s never stopped me before. Now where did I put those rubber gloves? Can’t be too careful nowadays, what with the increase in ego transmitted diseases around here.

Well. I’ll try my best.
Ahh, hypergirl, I love her so. She is so beautiful and wise. She can balance your checkbook, reformat your harddrive, clean the grout in your bathroom, and walk your dog, at the same time. She can build a scale model of the Egyptian pyramids, complete with secret chambers, in your backyard, without breaking a sweat or a nail. She can leap tall buildings with a running start! She speaks 14 languages fluently! She can divide by zero! She grasps the meaning of the metaphysical void!

Hmmmm. After all that, I hope it turns out that we get along. Welcome back.

Thine wish . . .

::strokes hypergirl::