ahhhh, now I see, you’re just waiting for that special someone to answer “f” aren’t you, cunning plan m’lord
personally, I’m leaning towards “e”, but with Ricebubbles instead!!
I just want to first point out that, as far as I know, survey style OPs belong in IMHO. All that aside, I’d kick you in the teeth. For a dollar.
Pancreas.
But as you’ll note Silver Fire not one person has actually replyed using any of the options on the survey (as i kinda figured would happen)
I dunno, i think it’s working here.
Oh, and the “kick me in the teeth” option doesn’t involve any of my money… can i get a freebie?
Freebie? Nope, sorry.
Fine! You smell like chedder anyway.
I woulda Upham but you never answered my fucking question.
well, just between you and me, $20 (Canadian) in the bank and i cant even get to that.
But hell, folks have been shot for less, no?
H
H??? H??? H?!?!?!
Sir, one more remark like that and it’s pistols at dawn on the village green.
I’ll choose option ZZ[sup]2[/sup]
I want to give you big SMOOCHIES because you’re just so darn cute when you try to rustle up attention!
Weirdo. 
I would choose option I: Find out why I should do any of the things labeled A through H.
If you ever stop making me laugh…
Option H.) I will shower you with feathers after coating you in sticky fudge sauce. Then I will march you out onto the front lawn, and make you pick up worms with your teeth…er…pancreas(?).
I can’t shower you with money, unless you really, really want me to.<coy smile>
Tabithina
and if i did really, really want you too???
Perse Man, if people keep kissin’ why would i ever stop?
I’d love to ram this barb-wired baseball bat down your ass.
But you’d like that shit to much…so i’m at a lost here.
I do not!!!
Molson
I may really regret asking you this, but how exactly are you going to ram something down my ass? Doesn’t exactly seem the logical way to go about this, now, does it.
And, Silver Fire we’ve all been meeing to tell you for a while, and i’m sorry it had to come out in a moment of anger like that. But man, you positivly REAK of the stuff
We’ve been calling you Chedder Boy behind your back for months now.
Ok Upham, you commit an oldscratch-style apostrophization foul in this post. And you called Silver Firea boy.
For that you get 30 lashes with a wet noodle. In the pancreas.
No Please! dear god! NOT THE PANCREAS!!! With out it i’ll have to get by on my looks!!!
Sorry Silver, if i’d known i’d have said we call you “Queen Chedder” or something along those lines
And
What the hell does that mean? Go easy on me, i failed grade 10 math.