If someone offered you a dollar to go eat off of someone else’s plate at a restaurant, would you do it? And you can’t be drunk either because I know that I’ll do just about anything when I’m drunk.
What else would you do for a buck? Would you moon someone, would you streak across a busy campus? What can I get you people to do for $1?
I’ll reply to this thread.
I won’t even do that.
Eat a Milk Bone.
Flash you with my bra on.
Kiss Cecil on the cheek.
Kiss Ed on the lips.
Have sex with Omni.
That would be Omniscient, not the other one!
Screw you 'til you cry “Uncle!”
For $1!! Gee, I thought I meant more than that to you!
A lot more. But I’d show you for a buck!
I think that for a dollar you would have to be willing to do it to begin with Rachelle. Assuming this is the case, as is my list, means ChiefScott would have done it anyway.
I’d look at Rach naked.
For $1 I’ll bring your beer over to you.
(The $1 is for the barkeep. He will earn it before this night is over.)
So I have to give you $1 before you show me. That doesn’t seem right!
But then you can claim expenses as a tax deduction.
A buck? Nah. Youse guys is my friends. I’d do just about anything for you, and I’d do it for free.
Just look at the picture I took of Omniscient’s butt. I put my face up close to that butt to get that shot. And I did it for no charge.
Of course, Omni does have a nice butt, so it wasn’t exactly a bad thing…
I’d be willing to call you for 20 minutes, since I can get all my long distance calls for under a buck. (Terry Bradshaw wouldn’t lie.)
Heck, I’d pay a dollar to have that privilege! Maybe two!
anything when your drunk? man, i must be missing out on a lot, (ive never been drunk) for a buck? yeah i would eat of of someone elses plate, i would do a lot of things for a buck, it all depends on who is asking me to do somehting, if it is the right person i would do anyhting for a dollar. up to and including running naked through the city singing cartoon theme songs
techchick said
pulling out a sackie…
and how much for that flash with your bra off, hmmmm?
i’ll give you four quarters for a buck.
but if you really want, and actually beg on your knees as well, i’ll give you a nice big wet sloppy kiss.
i’ll eat off other peoples plates for free though.
I’ll be quiet for a buck, or let you win an arguement. Now, if we were talking about a buck two eighty, then there’s a lot of things I’d do. (uh oh, letting my Wisconsin upbringing show through)