So, who wants to kick me in the teeth?

Just a quick survey here

Given the choice you would rather:

A) Shower me with love, affection, flowers and money

B) Just shower me with money

C) Shower me with slightly less money then B

D) Take all my money and hang my from a shower by my boxers

E) Take all my money, hang me from a shower by my boxers
and force corn flakes into my mouth through a very long funnel

F) Leave my money alone, but take everything else i own after covering me with clam chowder and oatmeal while i’m hanging by my boxers from a shower (whch has now been turned on - ice cold)

G) Kick me in the teeth.

H) Other (feel free to make up your own)
Thank you for your time.

Upham

I dont know too well, but that oatmeal and clam chowder thing sounds like something I’d do. Just to my friends, though.

(ie; you’re okay in my book. hope it means something coming from a newbie)

depends… how much money you got?

Before I can frame an appropriate answer, I need to know: What have you done to please/displease me? Or is this just a sexual thing?:smiley:

Hey, Upham, mind if I kick you in the pancreas instead? All this kicking people in the teeth is leaving scratches on my highly-polished dress shoes.

careful there Woodstock, I’ve heard a rumour he’s had his pancreas plated in titanium, just in case of a situation such as this.

just something I heard of course … s

Damn. It’s becoming nigh unto impossible to find someone willing to take a good pancreas kicking these days. Darn kids with their titanium plates and razor scooters and Playstations.

Actually, mine are made of rubber belted iron, but that’s neither here nor there.

you know, I knew it was something like that. still, leave some nasty scuffs on those dress shoes!!!

Well, are your teeth made of pancreatic tissue, by any chance? That would work too.

Woodstock actually, as luck would have they ar…heeeeeyyyyyy… i ain’t tellin you that

Can I throw in a vote for “none of the above”?

if my concept of what the pancreas actually does, that’s a pretty disturbing mental image

Not even “other” Rasa?

Damn, that’s practically G!

What, so his teeth produce insulin? Why’s that disturbing? Anyway, I just like to say the word “pancreas”.

it was more the digestive enzymes that I was thinking of

would make brushing your teeth interesting, or kissing for that matter … “Hey baby, please stop dissolving my lips, please, you know I hate it when you do that …”

<<<<ahem>>>>

Can we get back to who want’s to kick me in the teeth now? and lets just assums they’re notmal teeth, except i havn’t brushed them in about 3 months, so they’re pretty soft.

That should be “and let’s just assume they’re normal teeth”

It’s getting on to sleep time

Don’t let **Rasa[/b fool you Upham she’s mean. Really mean. She’ll do unspeakable things to you… and not good unspeakable things.

But what if i’m IN to those things???