A) Shower me with love, affection, flowers and money
B) Just shower me with money
C) Shower me with slightly less money then B
D) Take all my money and hang my from a shower by my boxers
E) Take all my money, hang me from a shower by my boxers
and force corn flakes into my mouth through a very long funnel
F) Leave my money alone, but take everything else i own after covering me with clam chowder and oatmeal while i’m hanging by my boxers from a shower (whch has now been turned on - ice cold)
G) Kick me in the teeth.
H) Other (feel free to make up your own)
Thank you for your time.
Damn. It’s becoming nigh unto impossible to find someone willing to take a good pancreas kicking these days. Darn kids with their titanium plates and razor scooters and Playstations.
it was more the digestive enzymes that I was thinking of
would make brushing your teeth interesting, or kissing for that matter … “Hey baby, please stop dissolving my lips, please, you know I hate it when you do that …”
Can we get back to who want’s to kick me in the teeth now? and lets just assums they’re notmal teeth, except i havn’t brushed them in about 3 months, so they’re pretty soft.