Is this a joke? I can’t think what I did to end up on your list
Someone tell Enderw24 that I insist on being put on his ignore list twice, please.
That took me a sec, too, but nice…
It thrills me beyond belief that you won’t see this since I haven’t noticed you before this post. I just hope whatever I said or did to cause you to want to ignore me will linger with you into your dreams and nightmares causing you to have restless sleep as a result.
Otherwise, sweet dreams. 
And that I insist upon being listed first. And last. For I am the Alpha and Omega of Ignore List.
And that I thought it was funny.
You are SUCH an oakminster, Oakminster. Everyone knows I am far, far more offensive than you, even when I am trying to be nice and you are trying to be a jackass.
It’s not your fault. I just have more natural assholery talent.
I just put all of your mothers on my ignore list. Feel the BUUUUUUUURRRRRNNN!!!
Best username ever.
Ya got me. I’m a natural babyface. Even when I try to turn heel, it just doesn’t work. I’m too gosh darned lovable.
Good timing. She was just about to get a restraining order.
It is almost an honor to be on that list of 108 posters. I see on it many friends, good posters and a couple of the boards best and brightest. I can’t determine the rhyme or reason though and I suspect he is just messing with us and laughing his ass off.
Just so you know, I have decided to use your name as a expletive just to see how long it takes me to be banned. I want to see you cut your promo thingie.
Apropos of nothing, how effete is my use of the word “thingie”? Is it more effete than my use of the word “effete”? Sometimes I wonder.
Obviously, since I am first, the rest of you are on the list for not ignoring me. You’re such an oakminster sometimes.
Nobody. Ignoring people on the internet is lame, especially on a board where trolls are DOA.
As reasons to be on an ignore list go, this seems fair. But Lionne doesn’t know what she’s missing out on.
I’m wondering why he even logs on.
But 'luci is on the list twice. Do they cancel each other out, or is it more like “double-secret ignoring?”
I hereby give my full consent and encouragement to Skald the Rhymer to use my name as an expletive or any other way he sees fit. Please don’t ban him.
Hah! And, might I add, PWNED!
That’s what I figure. Probably just taking the joke I suggested on the previous page and running with it. If I had thought it was serious I’d have been more creative in my vitriol – knowing, you see, that it really wouldn’t be seen. This way, after a fashion, I’m praising the wit involved and encouraging further examples of same in real posts.
I would, but then half the fun of coming to the pit would go away. Nothing says I can’t torture the rest of you for my own pleasure.
Also, I just noticed that I did not make Ender’s list, which yet again proves that I never make anyone’s list for anything. Not that I want to be ignored.
You’ll pay for this. You must have forgotten my collection of voodoo dolls, one of which is a replica of you. But you’ll remember tonight, as I am going to remove the one I had of Cecil Adams from the Pauley-Shore-movie chamber and place yours in it instead.
Make your peace with Zeus.