So... Will: Bottom, top, or "versatile."

So, we may be going into the gay TMI universe, but after the current episode of Will and Grace, I’m wondering…

You see, Will woke up with Jack in his bed.

Now I think there’s a better chance that nothing happened, but it did get me to wondering.

Jack’s quite obvious: SCREAMING BOTTOM. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. We always know our own.

But then there’s Will.

See, I don’t really percieve Will to be a top. He’s a bit too insecure. I’m having a difficult time seeing him as a bottom because of his control issues.

Okay… I put versatile in quotes because most men I’ve met who call themselves versatile really mean: “I’m a bottom, but I’ll fuck you if I have to.”

So, while I lean more towards top than versatile… what do you guys think?

I see him as a top, but not exclusively so. Insecure, strong need to be desired, but more top than bottom.

Now, thinking about what would happen if fag-hags were fags, where’d you place Karen on the continuum, if she were a man?

Will’s truly versatile.
Karen is the definition of a butch bottom.

I think there’s a reason we never see Will really dating/hooking up: he’s none of the above. Maybe even a closet straight. :wink:

I actually see Jack as being too hyper/frisky to remain in any one position for any length of time. I think he’d have to be the top so he could flail around as the conditions warrant. Heh. I can’t see Will actually having sex at all, with anybody.

I agree with the Will hypothesis.

Yet… Jack: Big Ol’ Bottom. Really.

:smiley:

Did you see the show with Will’s ex long-term lover Michael (?) in it?
Michael was older, cuter, and definitely Top.

But yep, Will seems to be almost asexual.

How does that saying go?

“Will and Grace: The show about two straight couples that never sleep with eachother”

Will strikes me as one of those types who “doesn’t do anal” because of vestiges of homo self-loathing.

Hell, what about Grace? There’s a woman who desperately needs it in both ends, if only to make her finally shut up!

Otherwise:

Karen - Top.
Jack - Giant, flaming Bottom.
Will - Impotent.

The term is power bottom. I should know: I’m married to one.

Wasn’t that a lieu thread?

Is that different than an überbottom?

As opposed to those of us who “don’t do anal” (yet) because of vestiges of fucking OW.

i must, i must, i must relax my butt

matt, I mean those who won’t bottom or top because having butt sex makes you really gay. I’ve come across many.

So many jokes…so…many…jokes…

Hmm, I’ve never really considered the question (not to mention that I’ve stopped watching the show because it conflicts with CSI).

I see Will as heavily oral and not into anal at all. He’s too controlling to be a bottom and too squeamish to be a top, so he probably avoids the whole question. (or the hole question :D).

In re Scott Evil’s point:

Same here. What’s worse are the guys (usually military) who will blow you but won’t kiss you because that’s “queer.” :rolleyes:

Jack’s taste in pretty, young, boinkable boys suggests to me he’s not entirely bottom. Will’s always struck me as someone who’d spoo in his shorts from giving you a hurried handjob then feel the need to shower immediately so he can scrub the man-filth from his body.
Matt? Try not to be tense, darling. It is the most beautiful, natural thing in the world and I’m oiling the vegetables/shaving the donkey/mixing the cement in anticipation…

Ok, I know that this is a hijack, and that you’l probably be wanting to smack me for my ignorance, But forgive me, I’ve lived a sheltered life and there aren’t very many gay guys in my highschool, and even less that are willing to talk about it.
K, I understand how Gay guys have sex. But what I was kinda wondering (Yes, TMI, but I seriousely don’t know, otherwise I wouldn’t ask) where does the bowel go? I know its kinda gross, but still… ever since I learned how it was that Gay people coupled, its been a question I haven’t been able to get anyone to answer…
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I think that seems to be the kind of guy that does both… and probably has toys, too.
And WIll… impotent. All talk, no Fuck.

Where does the poop go? Didn’t this come up in a recent thread?

I mean, the rectum isn’t filled with crap 24/7, ever-poised to erupt with fecal goodness! It’s, like… up there, somewhere!

Perhaps someone else could take this one on.