You know who’s got the hardest job tonight? Javier Bardem and his wife are both nominated. Now if she loses, he can’t win. He is praying that Will Smith wins. Like, “Please, Lord!” Jada, I love ya, GI Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
It reads to me like a pretty direct shot at her acting or career, contrasting how Will never has to worry about Jada getting nominated at the same time as him, unlike poor Javier. Bonus mean points for including a bald crack.
That’s exactly it. When a person does a monologue at the Oscars (usually the host, at the beginning) there’s a lot of “so and so is here tonight” followed by a joke.
If it’s Leonardo Decaprio, the joke is that he dates young women. Sometimes, through, the joke will drift to something a little more insulting. But if you are trying to work your way through some bad issues or press, the absolute best way is to let yourself get made fun of for it (recall that Hugh Grant survived getting arrested with a hooker by going on the Tonight Show so that Jay Leno could ask “what the hell were you thinking?”)
If you’re famous, you roll with the ribbing. Only somebody with ultra think skin (cough Trump cough) would actually take a little roasting seriously. It’s good for your Q rating if you can take a joke - it makes you relatable and appear humble.
Yeah, I see your point. And maybe that’s what set Will off - is Jada nagging him about her lagging career?
The last 3 seasons of A Different World, Menace II Society, A Low Down Dirty Shame, The Nutty Professor, and Set It Off would probably be her most recognizable work pre-marriage. She was fairly well known for a young Black actress.
I think you’re 100% right—instead of considering the matter many of them would automatically use the defense ‘you can’t understand unless you’re part of this world.’
It’s understandable that many people would reject even entertaining the idea that their instincts were, well, kind of fascist. Protecting the powerful. They wouldn’t accept that as a possibility.
I didn’t see it live, only from videos, so maybe that’s why there’s such a big disconnect between what I’m seeing and so many people confidently asserting 100% that no that can’t be right, it was only and solely a bald joke, and not even a timely one. Apparently Rock just dug up a 25-year-old reference for a complete non-sequitur insult?
Is this edited, or is this how it happened live? I don’t hear any jump cut in the audio…
If this is really how it happened live, to me, it seems clear as day – indisputable, even – that he is tying the Jada crack directly to the Javier Bardem observation. The fact that he has previously made a ‘Jada isn’t good enough for the Oscars’ joke makes it even more obvious.
But I’ve got at least three people now saying no I’m 100% wrong, that can’t possibly be it, he was only talking about her being bald, that’s it, nothing else. I feel like I’m in bizarro world.
While not an awards show, I remember seeing an episode of Letterman where Willis painted on chromakey green and they spent time showing video on his head. I can’t find the exact bit, but you can see it in this compilation: https://youtu.be/sqmGrSznfmc
I vote Yes he did that. FWIW the instant it left his lips I knew what he was referring to but that just dates me.
So he is addressing Bardem’s table ribbing them for the competing-nominations thing. “He’s praying Will wins”.
That’s the cue that he next will address Smith’s table.
As he looks to Smith’s table, counts one beat and addresses them:
“Jada, love you, GI Jane II, can’t wait…”
You see, the rest of us feel like applying Occam’s Razor. To us it seems like you and others are overthinking it under the impression there must have been some specific premeditation and malice behind it, rather than Rock just deciding to do a throwaway gag based on similarity to an old Demi Moore character.
Right. And even Rock knew it was a mild and dated reference. Which is what led to his incredulous “It was a GI Jane joke” to Smith after the slap. If it was a real roast Rock had so much more ammunition that he could have used and the skill to use it. It was a throwaway line.