So word is they're making a film based on the game Tetris.

Correction… I meant I heard you CANNOT see Burt Reynolds’s wang.

No, you can. You just have to romance him.

Obligatory:

"*Tetris God*: Square!

Tetris Angel[getting angry as the god is showing to be a bastard]: There no place for a square my lord!

[After line pieces that were needed failed to appear and now the huge empty line is blocked]

Tetris God: Line piece! Line Piece! Line Piece!..

Tetris Angel[in despair]: What a cruel and angry God!!!"

Same people who brought us this blockbuster?

Naw, this one will top out @ $60m, ending the game for the producers.

It’s a go as soon as they put all the pieces together.

Surely it would be a tetralogy, yes?