So word is they're making a film based on the game Tetris.

Anyone else think it will have too many lines?
A ha! A haha!
:o

HAR.

But not the right lines at the right times.

I’m sure it will all come together in the end.

And then disappear.

Tetris and Hollywood? Seems like a bad fit.

But I guess I’m not surprised some blockhead thought it was a good idea.

In Soviet Russia Tetris Movie watch you.

This is truly a disturbing reality.

I think it fits perfectly.

Not as good as my idea.

It was hung up in development for a long time, but the pieces are all falling into place now.

It’s going to be scenes of people washing dishes and stacking them.

nah, it’s going to be 2hrs of people packing a truck with packages coming off a conveyor belt at ever increasing speeds.

Apparently the word is now it’ll be a trilogy, because it’s a movie that has to have many pieces to it.

I’m just waiting for the Variety headline after it bombs:

HISS, DIS at 'TRIS MISS

I imagine the plot will have many twists and turns.

You’re wrong. They’re planning on a trilogy.

Seriously.

I heard you can see Burt Reynolds’s wang.

I believe the second one is going to be called “Ow My Balls!” Sponsored by Brawndo.