You’ve just won a bar bet, and you can make the celebrity of your choice wear the T-shirt of your choice for an entire day, while doing all of the things that celebrity would normally do (yes, “celebrity” in this case means any public figure, including politicians).
You could put a Star of David on Louis Farrakhan, a “black power” shirt on David Duke, or a gay pride shirt on Jerry Falwell.
You could put a McCain shirt on Obama, an Obama shirt on Palin, or an “I’m with stupid” shirt on Cheney.
You could put a “slut” shirt on Britney Spears, a Apple shirt on Bill Gates, or a Xune shirt on Steve Jobs.
But all of those are pretty obvious, and they’re not really all that funny. What would you do?