Oh, wow…I remember listening to that song just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.
(sorry…)
Excitable Boy crossed my mind. But then, I’m not a boy.
Thé à La menthe - La Caution
Mostly because it so beautifully supports the little heel click when I’m done.
Never Learn Not to Love - The Beach Boys. It was written by Charles Manson so I figure it has the street cred.
Depends on my method.
If I’m using multiple explosions, 1812 Overture
If I’m using poison, O Fortuna (starting as they realize something was in the drink!)
If I’m following them through the woods, pursuing relentlessly to engage in melee, Mars, the Bringer of War
Am I overthinking this?
The first thing I thought of was “Killing me Softly with his Song” by Roberta Flack, but maybe because I heard it on the radio yesterday.
Peggy Lee’s Is That All There Is?
Or if I’m not just trying to be witty, Oxyacetylene, in time to the machete slashes.
“The Black Angel’s Death Song”-The Velvet Underground
“Love Train” by the O’Jays
“People all over the World, join hands, start a Love Train”
Perfect music for putting a sharp spike slowly(very slowly) in the Medulla Oblongata from the rear. Er’ that’s what I hear every single time.
Capt
This, or Steely Dan’s “Don’t Take Me Alive”
That’s good for starters, but you might want to get out your Walkman and play the CD version. Part 1 is 25 minutes, so you don’t have to rush your spree-ing; go straight into Part 2 for an additional 24 mins, allowing you to spree at your leisure (Pt 2 is a little more jaunty than Pt 1.) Order now, operators are standing by. 
Mr. Self Destruct-- Nine Inch Nails
I’d probably go with ‘Soft Kitty’.
Good god. I’m not even going to post my suggestion.
You win.
Bravo!
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Oh c’mon, man. Share! Share!
It’s a Small World After All.
In fact, now I’m trapped with that earworm for the rest of the week. I hope I don’t snap.
Try the Simpson’s version:
“Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you. I’ll have a Duff, you have one, too.” (ad infinitum)
Iggy Pop, Lust For Life.
Or for something beautiful, but creepy in this context, it has to be a golden oldie. Nat King Cole’s Wonderful World, maybe.
Average White Band’s Pick Up The Pieces might work.