You mean especially if it was…
I think I’d add Putin the especially pleasant to list :eek:
Who said anything about rape? She’s Kim Kardashian…she’ll willingly fuck anyone.
Matt Lauer. I just find him icky and boring. He would probably wimp out too about the elevator being stuck which would disgust me even more.
Now Hitler, I could find lots of stuff. I would ask him to explain more about his views on how a highly intelligent man should always choose a primitive and stupid woman. I mean, I would want to see if he could explain that for a few hours.
He could. It was not difficult to draw him out: it was difficult to get him to shut up.
We don’t have celebrities in Britain, so I’ll go with politicians. In which case I would sternly ignore them.
You’re right. In fact, bad idea I had there. I recently saw a program about Hitler’s suspected medical conditions. He is known to have had severe bloating likely caused by swallowing too much air while eating because he would not shut up.
I’d spend the time getting them to admit that they don’t really believe all that bullshit they spout–right? You’re just trying to make a buck by pandering to the masses? No one can acquire that much influence while also being that big of an idiot.
Though to be honest, I’m not sure which answer would make me feel better or worse about the way that society is run.
At first, I thought I couldn’t think of anyone worse than Nancy Grace to be stuck with. But I did! :eek:
Anthony Weiner.
Well, there’s that Phelps guy. 
Particularly now.
For me, I suppose it would be Hanoi Jane or Hillary Clinton. I’ll make polite small talk until the elevator is fixed. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.
:rolleyes:
Way to suck the funny right out of the joke, Bricker.
It’s an odd thing when this happens on the SDMB. I was clearly making a tongue in cheek joke. But some of it passes by without comment, while others attract attention. Clearly I meant “fuck” in a consensual way, since her sluttyness is basically her defining characteristic. Much like anti-gun efforts is that of Bloomberg, which is why I joked that I’d mug him. Similarly, Michael Moore is fat so I joked I’d eat food in front of him.
All of those are basically equally offensive, yet only one sets people off. I guess there’s no predicting what hang-ups people have.
I’m sorry to say I know this, but she not married yet. They have to be residents of France for a certain period of time for they can get married, possibly at Versailles.
::goes to scrub brain
If it were a Limbaugh, Hannity, Ailes, etc., I’d have a delightful conversation about the behind-the-scenes of what they do and how they do it. An entirely off the record, facade-dropping honest conversation about politics and policy without the pretence of an audience or image or need to ‘convince’ the other side of anything. (This, of course, goes for both sides of the conversation.)
I would tell Limbaugh I understood why he became a drug addict because I would too if I had sold my soul to the devil in return for becoming a well paid corporate lapdog. It must be terrible to only care about money and subjugate every ounce of compassion and human decency to greed. To have to tell the same stale lies day after day, to accuse those who try to help of the very blackness of soul that only a complete sellout like you has must be an awful mental truama to be burdened with. I would kill myself for being such a Judas to the human race so I do admire his fortitude in induring himself. I’m completely astounded at the strength it must take not to commit suicide in fact.
If I could be sure he wasn’t armed, I’d tell George Zimmerman that I believe that what he did was wrong.
Depends on the person really. Most people, I’d probably try to start a conversation about their views and why the hold them. Mike Adams, Andrew Wakefield, or Joe Mercola, though? That ice is getting broken with an icepick to the forehead.
No need to toss out names; the people who I don’t like pretty much don’t like me back. There are some I’d consider finding common ground with but I’m pretty sure this thread was meant to exclude them.
Games on phone… and if they make an ass of themselves? Sound On.
But, if it was someone who was literally going to cause suffering for my family and make the world a worse place in any and every conceivable way?
I’d tell them I knew what was wrong, open the top of the car, climb out and use every means at my disposal to disable the safety brakes.
“It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.” ― Charles Dickens
The Bush twins. I’d like to squirt my Lou goo on both of them at the same time.