So you've conquered the Earth. What next?

[RandMcnally]

@Regallag_The_Axe

Also, we find that is imperitive that young, hot women be allowed to not wear shirts if they so choose (however if old, or unattractive women did this, they would be punished by, say, eight years in a gulag).

And then shot.

[Der_Trihs]

@E-Diddy

As a corollary, mustard will be outlawed, and pickles may not be placed on the same plate as any other food.

Bah. In my Empire, all who refuse to admit the primacy of mustard shall be skinned and forced to bathe in it !

[HPL]

@RandMcnally

-Everyone will be Catholic. Anyone refusing, will be sent to a “happy” camp.

-Everyone will speak both Engish and Latin. Anyone not fluent in five years time will be sent to a “happy” camp.

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I like the Latin bit, but I’ll only be catholic if I get my own alter boy(Hey, you walked into that).

[HPL]

@Beware of Doug

• De-subsidize jet travel and interstate trucking in favor of maglev trains, turbo-zeppelins, and huge cargo-hauling ground-effect aircraft.
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Anyone making zepplins a primary form of tranport will always get my vote.

[RandMcnally]

@HPL

I like the Latin bit, but I’ll only be catholic if I get my own alter boy(Hey, you walked into that).

What’s sad is I can’t think of a response.

[Beware_of_Doug]

@HPL

Anyone making zepplins a primary form of tranport will always get my vote.

Turbo zeppelins. Lighter than air, faster than prune juice. Made of carbon fiber so they don’t Akron on you.