To preface; I’d be the most libertarian dictator ever.
First thing is first - appointing people who know what the fuck their doing to my advisory councils.
Nuclear, Solar, geothermal, etc power are high on my list. Kicking that nasty fossil fuel habit.
Personal liberties.
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[li]Porn - Stop trying to ban it, seriously![/li][li]Drugs - Can we just tax the shit and get it over with?[/li][li]Guns - Gun control is defined as “hitting the target.” All would be taught, in 1-12th grade, gun safety. Mandatory - then we don’t have to worry about who can and cannot own guns. (violent criminals excluded, no firearms for them, no knives or cars either)[/ul][/li](Freedom of Speech, freedom of your own body, right to keep and bear arms)
All natural resources would be socialized to run the government (me), and taxes would be cut accordingly. Simply living on the piece of land doesn’t give you the inherent right to own what’s under it. (Major commercial ventures only, minor operations with very few employees exempt so long as they’re not causing ecological damage and don’t gouge prices.)
Lines on a map would be just that, lines on a map. Wars are over and done with. All your nukes are belonging to me. They are being disassembled and turned into power plants. How nifty is that? (Would that work?)
I’d form a world space agency, fund it very well, and then kick it in the pants on a regular basis.
I’d form and fund a world health organization which didn’t have its hands tied, and could conduct research for cures for diseases from Cancer to HIV to the common flu/cold. Seriously, this is 2009 already and we can’t cure the common flu/cold?
Disagreeing with me is A-Okay, I even encourage it. But if you’re wrong I’m going to laugh at you and make you wear a nice hat with “DUNCE” written on it for three weeks. Actually, no, I wouldn’t - you can disagree so long as you keep it respectful and non violent. What can I say, I’m a big softy?
What else… what else… I think that’s about it, although I’m sure I’ll think of more later. Maybe going from 5 day work weeks to 4 day work weeks, to compensate for the fact that we’re no longer an agrarian society.