aw, you’re no fun

eta - anyway, technically, this is my soap opera universe;)
Luz Real. (I don’t really have a middle name, just took the last part of my “Mary of…” name)
Translates to something like Light Royal or Real Light, light in both cases being the noun.
I’m a bitch in a Mexican telenovela, a daughter or daughter-in-law of the main bitch. If the lastname hadn’t been so hoity-toity, I could have been the main character… but heck, bitches get better lines!
If the soap opera has to be American, then I’m the Venezuelan trophy bitch-wife of some nasty dude or another.
Nava, sweetie, if it’s really important to you that you be a bitch, we’ll let you be a bitch.
With a name like “Luz”, you can be either a total bitch or one of those angelic characters… I don’t do angelic well.