An ass that deserves to be spanked…yet again. 
OKAY HERE IS MY STORY.
I got married on Saturday. I was at the game with the in-laws. I figured I probably shouldn’t piss off my mother-in-law on day #1.
That’s no excuse.
(harumph!)
No you should start training her on day #1.
ducks and runs
Tough crowd…
You know, it was one thing when you put a baseball game above us. But your MOTHER-IN-LAW?!? Above the Dope???
Now I’m deeply insulted.
Man, I can’t wait for the next Dopefest. I expect you to put me in a headlock and give me a noogie.
I was watching. Gee, I hope those Dodgers keep their small lead…
Stranger
Congrats on your nuptials scout! Peace, prosperity and happiness to you and your hubby.
Don’t tempt me. 
(Congratulations on the marriage, though!)
And whatever to you, Stranger. They’ve won four in a row now. But I’m still not inviting you to any games.
Just think of the look on her face when she asked if you were going to the ball game, you said no you had to go hang out with some dopers. :eek:
She would probably ask you what?
You could say that you had to go to a dopefest. :eek: :eek:
It would be priceless. 
Congrats on your marriage.