Wait, we’re talking about what people wear on their feet??
This is the first thing I thought of as far as the sock/shoe sock/shoe sock sock/shoe shoe contoversy goes.
Having seen that show at an impresionable age, I forever associate sock sock shoes with conservative politics, and sock shoe sock shoe with liberal. I have to say I have done both…does that make me a libertarian???
For me, it’s sock, sock, pants, shirt, leave bedroom, find shoes, shoe, shoe.
(If I’m in a situation where I’m already fully dressed except for socks, that usually means it’s the weekend and the socks get the weekend off except for special occasions.)
There are some really sick people in this thread.
Arch band left sock right sock pants (left leg right leg) left shoe right shoe.
Fior me it’s sock, sock
Several hours later look for shoes, then shoe, shoe
So your pants fit over your shoe, then? (Mine don’t.)
P.S. This page has a link to a .wma (Windows Media) sound file of the whole Archie/Mike routine. Enjoy!)
I put my pants on both legs at a time, but I guess that's a different thread...Snake, snake, oh a snake…
Sock sock shoe shoe
If you do sock shoe (am I the only one who keeps typing “show”?), then you might get caught in a situation where you have to walk in an ackward, unbalanced fashion.
Sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
Sock, sock, shoe, shoe
You wear badgers on your feet???
After awhile, those would surely be some stinking badgers! And we don’t need any of them, even if they are on mushrooms.
That’s right. I put on my socks after taking my shower, but I wear my slippers for as long as I stay in the house. Shoes only appear when I head outdoors.
I’m going to dress like the Hed Hot Chili Peppers for Halloween, so for that day, it’ll be sock, sock, sock, shoe, shoe. 
Every other day it’s sock sock shoe shoe.
Considering I rarely, if ever, put on my socks and shoes at the same time, I’d have to go with sock sock shoe shoe, working from left to right. Sometimes pants precede socks, but usually they come on after.
I keep my shoes in the little entranceway by the door, so unless I want to do a very awkward balancing act with my bags in a very narrow space, it’s sock, sock, walk to the front door, shoe, shoe.
Sock, sock, go to door, shoe, shoe, leave house.
If I’m putting them on at the same time (most often), it’s sock, shoe, sock, shoe. If not, then it has to be sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
suck suck pant shoo shoo
Believe it or not, this has been done before. Almost five years ago:
Filet of Sole?
Oh, I can’t wait for someone else to come along and compliment me on that one! I’ve just got to say it myself! That was truly brilliant!
