Some help with "LBMB"

NOOOOoooooo! DON’T DO IT!!!

Seriously, If you really want to register then go for it. As for myself, while I like to lurk over there, I can’t stay too long or I get a bad headache (from the color scheme and the content). If you do register and start an “Ask the Gay Guy” over there please let me know about it.
OTOH, If you go over there and they help “cure” you of the demon of homosexuality, please don’t come back here to start the thread “Ask the Ex-Gay Guy”. (You know I’m kidding, right?)


Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

NOOOOoooooo! DON’T DO IT!!!

Seriously, If you really want to register then go for it. As for myself, while I like to lurk over there, I can’t stay too long or I get a bad headache (from the color scheme and the content). If you do register and start an “Ask the Gay Guy” over there please let me know about it.
OTOH, If you go over there and they help “cure” you of the demon of homosexuality, please don’t come back here to start the thread “Ask the Ex-Gay Guy”. (You know I’m kidding, right?)

While I’m thinking about it; LBBB censors certain words: for example, lesbian shows up as *******. I saw a post there where someone said **** and it showed up as ****. In his next post he says, “I did not use the s word in my last post. I didn’t realize that c-r-a-p would be censored.” Aren’t you glad they don’t censor words like **** here.

Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

NOOOOoooooo! DON’T DO IT!!!

Seriously, If you really want to register then go for it. As for myself, while I like to lurk over there, I can’t stay too long or I get a bad headache (from the color scheme and the content). If you do register and start an “Ask the Gay Guy” over there please let me know about it.
OTOH, If you go over there and they help “cure” you of the demon of homosexuality, please don’t come back here to start the thread “Ask the Ex-Gay Guy”. (You know I’m kidding, right?)

While I’m thinking about it; LBBB censors certain words: for example, lesbian shows up as *******. I saw a post there where someone said **** and it showed up as ****. In his next post he says, “I did not use the s word in my last post. I didn’t realize that c-r-a-p would be censored.” Aren’t you glad they don’t censor words like **** here.


Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

Incidentally, back when some of us dopers were “infiltrating” the Left Behind Message Board, I noticed that several LB-ers had usernames that referred to bible verses; e.g. there were users with usernames like “Matthew 1:17” and “John 3:16” and “Joshua 12:27”.

I chose “Joshua 10:40” because it sums up just what I think of that so called “merciful loving God” of the judea-christians. :wink:

Judeo-Christians, even.

For those of you without Bibles handy, here is Joshua 10:40 according to the KJV:

“So Joshua smote all the country of the hills, and of the south, and of the vale, and of the springs, and all their kings: he left none remaining, but utterly destroyed all that breathed, as the LORD God of Israel commanded.”


TMR
“You should apologize for using up oxygen and other essential supplies that are desperately needed for survival by banana slugs.” – Judith Bandsma

Not even in fun, don’t do it. Please.

As you would not appreciate someone coming to this board and harassing you, give those folks a break and leave 'em alone, okay?

You’re entitled to believe or disbelieve as you like, but it ain’t right to go over and hassle others.

Okay, you might consider them to be flaming idiots. They might be jerks, even. But it’s their board and their beliefs and yelling at them won’t make anything different or better. Not there, not here, either.

I compare it to the Jehovah Witness; I don’t bother them long as they don’t come knocking on my door and bugging me.

If you genuinely want to go over there and participate, cool, I’m sure they’d be happy to have you, but don’t go over there just to heckle.

And don’t drag us into it. We’re very serious. Remember that actions have consequences.

your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
The Straight Dope
Who has discovered saying, “OH, cool! I always read the Bible in the nude! Let me get these clothes off . . . wanna beer before we start?” nets no takers.
PS BTW, Dr. M, have more faith in our board and hit the “Submit Reply” button just ONCE per post, please. Unless you believe “what I tell you 5 times is true.” :slight_smile:

Another reason you do not want to start posting on the LBMB just to harrass them is this:

Their main administrator, MBagnall, has a very low tolerance for those who don’t toe the line. (His line.) One of the usage notes for that board proclaims that God Himself oversees all those in this world who are “in charge,” and insists that questioning the administrator or his policies is the same thing as attacking God.

I did. :slight_smile:

Nah, they’ve already got a gay thread, so I’m just reading and responding very reservedly, and then I’ll get out. I anticipate it will amuse me for a sum total of 15 minutes before I get disgusted and never go back.

{15 minutes later} Hallelujah! I’ve converted… them! :smiley:

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy!

Honestly, I’m not going to hassle 'em. I may give my point of view, but I’m well aware that it’s neither a place for discussion and debate like here, nor am I going to “convert” anyone away from their strongly-held beliefs. I just want to refresh my memory as to why I contribute to the National Lesbian & Gay Task Force… :slight_smile:

Oh, that much I’m aware of, and as far as I’m concerned they’ll never know I post here.

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy!

Whoa. Imagine if these folks got some real power.

Oh, and I’m also in agreement with the tuba lady. It’s okay to go to the zoo and look at the funny animals, but not so okay to start poking a stick through the cage bars to see what they do.

TMR
You will buy the ukulele, and touch every place.

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Trout Mask Replica:

It’s okay to go to the zoo and look at the funny animals, but not so okay to start poking a stick through the cage bars to see what they do.

[quote]

Awwwwww, but that’s what’s so fun about it! {Kidding!}

I will disregard your advice, however, when I go to the march on Washington in April - I live to taunt the Jeezers!

(At a NY pride march one year a Jeezer actually waved a Bible at me and shouted, “Shame on you!” to which I wittily replied, “Shame on you for wearing that tie with those pants - UUUGH!” He didn’t get it…)

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy!

GREAT way to put it, TMR.

Thanks.

BTW, what IS the Captain up to these days?

your humble TubaDiva

Last I heard, the Captain retired from music and now spends his time painting. Rumor has it that he’s got MS.


TMR
You will buy the ukulele, and touch every place.

I would also suggest that if you do start posting to the LBMB, you do not turn around and post to this thread (or elsewhere on the SDMB) telling everyone what you’ve just posted to Left Behind.

That was what precipitated the real trouble the last time. One Christian zealot – and I’m not mentioning any names, but his initials are “Phaedrus” :wink: – decided that the fun we were having behind the LBMB’s back was unfair to them, and e-mailed the LBMB administrator to tell him what was going on.

The “Jeezers!” I LOVE it!

“Ward, I’m worried about the Jeezer . . .”

Nope - if you want to read what I post, you have to go see for yourself.

Oh, is this why his name is reviled so much? I don’t know that I’ve ever encountered him myself…

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy!

That and he was a complete freaking nutcase.

TMR
You will buy the ukulele, and touch every place.

Dr. Matrix, speaking of the LBMB / SDMB war, wrote:

Nope. I’ve been on the SDMB for years. I just changed my name from “Snark” to “Flinx.”

On the subject of the moderators at the LBMB, I found it slightly hypocritical when the moderator came on the board over there and told people, in no uncertain terms, that there was to be NO MORE CATHOLIC BASHING. He didn’t happen to mention the 100 Mormon-bashing threads that existed at that time, however…


Lemonade…10 cents
Snakes…50 cents

Who is this guy, and why should we be concerned about him?? hmmm…


† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13