The thread title comes from a rather hilarious Chappelle show sketch where Chappelle responds to a trial prosecutor’s question with this hilarious non sequitur.
So firstly, what are your favorite non sequiturs? Two, do you prefer pickles over cucumbers? I do. Dill all the way
I’m fond of the motto of the American Non-Sequitur Society:
We may not make sense, but we do like pizza.
But the best is from the master of the form, G. Marx: “And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”
If a duck-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
It doesn’t matter, because we’re doing a money trick.
Hee, sorry about that. I often forget that not all Dopers reside in North America. And not everybody knows that most of the U.S. video sites are only available here.
Here is a link to the text of the Chewbacca Defense for those unfamiliar with it.