i’ve got a lovely pair of coconuts!
Man, that guy is really annoying.
So’s your momma
She says Hi, by the way…
This girl I’m talking to on MSN messenger is really anoying…thinking of blocking her…
Must feed parking meter.
Wonder where my boss went.
Can I leave the office if my boss is out?
Better remember my keys, don’t want to lock myself out.
I really want steak.
Why are you idle on my buddylist all the time?
Uhhhh… my roommate’s printer just grunted, and now its spinning it’s wheels uselessly.
Reading a book for pleasure = good
Missing meeting to read said book = bad
Pop goes the weasel…
I really hate steak.
I love the sounds of a passing thunderstorm.
Why do these people next door to me have so many cars?
I had steak for dinner.
And a salad with garlic peppercorn dressing.
My leather gloves shrunk when they got wet, leading to an unspoken question of cows in this thunderstorm that’s passing…
You can’t say that!
IT DOESN’T, AND YOU CAN’T!
I WON’T, AND IT DON’T!
IT HASN’T, IT ISN’T, IT EVEN AIN’T
AND IT SHOULDN’T . . .
IT COULDN’T!