Some set us up the sequential thread

Wanna see something cute??
My First Tonsil Stone

I’m all alone and nobody loves me

Bathroom Drama: Take 2!

MPSIMS:
**Is this picture real? If so, I’m mad. . .
Talk about your cheesy pictures… **

Ok, so just exactly how big was Milton Berle’s schlong?

Riding Giants

MPSIMS:
**So, last night I called 911 to report smoke…
In Germany! **

MPSIMS:
Wanna see something cute??
A WARNING For The Guys…
Talk about your cheesy pictures…

Susan

Ouch. That just made me shoot Coca-Cola out of my nose.

Just seen in MPSIMS:

PC World doesn’t actually say “go buy a Mac” but . . .
I said I’ll be right there! or Getting caught topless at work

In Cafe Society:

Ok, so just exactly how big was Milton Berle’s schlong? (Facts, not jokes, please!)
Which celebrities have risen in your estimation due to one show

oh, yeah. Eve wins.

From here in MPSIMS:

I’m all alone and nobody loves me
Oh, That Wacky, Zany O.J.!

President Reagan in final hours?
Ronald Reagan is dead.

:frowning:
RIP big guy.

What should I give my new Boyfriend for his birthday?
$181 for a speeding ticket?!

In IMHO:

How often do you wash your pussy?

I wonder how many times…

In GD:

Is Bush going over the edge?

Should paranoid schizophrenics be forcibly committed?

Dopers with Clitoral Piercings
How often do you wash your pussy?

“I been through Manhatten on a dog with no nose…”
“…and piss on a gopher it worked”

Only half-credit, since they were both started by the same person, but…

**I screwed up a little girl’s piano recital :frowning:
I am a Bad Pianist **

How will Bill Clinton rescue his reputation?

Snooping in abandoned houses

Double credit could have been awarded if the second thread was started by the little girl in the first post.