I never had this experience, but I suppose I almost did. One of my ex-girlfriends seriously considered starting a porn business with her boyfriend at the time. They were both very good looking and had some fun videotaping themselves having sex. Eventually they brought in a camera operator since shooting from a tripod is extremely boring. Finally they got a group of friends together who they figured had the right skills to start a business, showed them the tapes they’d made, critiqued them and started planning. I’m not sure why, but at some point the whole idea just fizzled. It’s too bad - I was kinda looking forward to seeing the results. Actually, she did offer to show me the tapes they’d made, but we lost touch before that ever happened.
She had a penis?
I’ll second cletus’ guess.
Either that, or she’s got teeth, err, you know… down there.
Well, not nearly as interesting, but I dated a girl for a summer a few years back who has recently shown up on TV. Yup, she’s one of the drunk girls hangin out (pun completely intended) with Snoop Dogg on the latest “Girls Gone Wild.” I made the mistake of mentioning this to a couple of friends who immediately bought me approximately 20 copies of the video.
Back on topic, I think she’s got one leg that’s a foot short (you can take that either way).
I think I’ll join in with the really, reallt fat crowd.
Mmmmm… fat crowds.
Mermaid?
Funny, I thought the consensus of those threads was that one can’t do much about who one is romantically and/or sexually attracted to, even if one of the deal-breakers is (reason). But (reason) shouldn’t be a stumbling block when it comes to being polite to others, with ‘politeness’ extending to not providing unsolicited advice that they’ve only heard hundreds of times before.
IOW, one more vote for cletus’s guess.
So, whistlepig, care to email me the link?
There are dopers who have done porn, and yes, I’ve seen some of it. It’s really no big deal. Hell, half the dopesfests could sell for $29.99 if you could videotape them-or at least the good parts, after dinner usually.
She’s left handed?
Yeah, left-hander porn is some freaky shit.
I’ve heard the rumors…
Y’all need to send Cletus some money.
If she’s heavy and left handed, I think it would be fair to send me $250 or so.
Left-handed people can’t run?
Now a fat, midget, flipper-weilding, albino, left handed, trans-sexual (pre-op), yeti would be worth at least US$1500.
Is she Janet Reno?
How (reason) is she?
I hope this (reason) thing catches on AYB-style
She’s so (reason), when she (punchline)'s, she really (punchline)'s.
Now that’s (reason)!
Haven’t you been reading Boondocks? Condelezza Rice!