Someone I knew is now selling her own porn video !!

If Condi Rice were in porn, I’d buy it. She’s a babe.

Somehow, though, that strikes me as unlikely.

Hard core rice? Bleah!

I won’t even do it.

I’ll just say that I think it involves one of the words you can’t say on the SDMB, at least with regards to physical attractiveness to a woman or lack thereof, without getting pitted.

I can’t say the same:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=219276

Would it show Bush?

I once rented my house next door to a girl who made “costumes” for porn star Chelsea. Am I close enough to fame to enter this thread?

The girl next door is a porn seamstress? I thought they only wore necklaces.

Does she have a tail?

Only when she’s excited.

[Gene Rayburn]

Suprising Sue was so (reason), that instead of jumping for joy, she would (blank).

[/Gene Rayburn]

Is she dead?

Makes me wonder if it’s someone I know… Depending on the gossip, Helena can either be a big city, or a really small town.

Well, if I had to get pitted, fat midget albino flipper porn is as good as reason as any. And it even brought a mod in.

Best pit thread I’ve seen in a long time. I especially enjoyed the watching the whooshed.

Whistlepig

Not just Bush, but also Colin.
say it out loud

Might even show Clinton.

say it proud

And Lynn closed it, thinking it a joke. Doesn’t she recognize a postmodern passive-aggressive riff-rant on the consequences of political correctness on de facto first amendment “rights” and the etiology of rumor and urban myth when she sees one?

Two girls that were a year behind me in high school ended in a Girls Gone Wild video together. A friend of mine had that particular DVD, but he managed to break it before I ever saw it.

You should check it out. (Your acquantince’s, I mean.)

They ENDED !?!? :eek:

I didn’t think those videos were that hard core!:dubious:

:smiley:

Thank you folks. I’ll be here all night. Help yourselves to some pie.

Now you’re just beggin’ for a beat down!