Pretty tame here, but there are good times to be had with many dopers…
I had to produce a semen sample this morning for analyzation. Nothing too serious, had a vasectomy a couple of months ago, and needed to see how things were coming along.
Did it sting? Inquiring minds want to know.
1.0 I’ve never heard of Honey Dust.
2.0 My ex-wife and I had a threesome with my (then) best male friend. It didn’t work out well at all.
3.0 Complete blowjobs make me very uncomfortable.
4.0 I have a prosthetic inflatable pump in my penis.
Details.
Details.
This is the TOO MUCH Information thread. A lot of you are giving not enough!
Holy shit, Cisco, that is just fantastic. Here I was, all getting into your description, and you zing me with the nose bit.
I’m sorry, but I had to laugh. So thanks for sharing.
Man, I remember the days I could practically hit the cieling…
::sigh::
I’m only wearing a bathrobe right now.
I compulsively pluck my pubic hair. I just can’t stop doing it. Sometimes it leads to ingrown hairs. I had a honey of a one on the base of my penis for a while. It must have been half a centimeter wide. But finally, a few days ago, I was squeezing it and it just kind of opened up. So now there’s just a little rift where the bump used to be, and it’ll probably leave a scar.
Also: damnit, Mississippienne, where were you all that time I was in Biloxi?
OtakuLoki, you’re welcome to my sex dreams. I’ve been having them for years. I have no idea why I have so many.
That is too cool. I am kind of jealous. No, more than kind of.
Maybe we could trade, fetus. 
I can’t imagine getting over this obsession, though. I’m still obsessed with going down on women. With my luck, I’ll end up with someone who doesn’t like to receive oral, for whatever reason, and then I will go insane. I was a bit afraid of giving blow jobs for years. I wanted to do it, fantasized about doing it, tried to do it, and just couldn’t bring myself to actually do it. This past April I had an opportunity and took that opportunity, in a show of uncharacteristic boldness. He didn’t ask me for it; later he confessed he would never have been able to ask.
How can people not pluck their pubic hair? Shaving tends to cause ingrown hairs for me, so a day or so later, I get to pluck. Fun!
5que, I am in agreement with you.
Welcome to my sex dream
I think you’re gonna like it
I think you’re gonna look good in a thong
An unlikely position
A nocturnal emission
Here comes the ice-blue jelly-dong.
[/alice cooper]
On second thought, he probably doesn’t want my particular dreams.
Honestly? As long as there’s no blood, I really think it would be a step up. Sure, I’m straight, and have no desire to be buggered by another guy in real life, but I’m ex-Navy and honest: I am not about to deny having looked at another guy’s ass thinking it was hot. (Granted, this sort of thing only happened after 8-10 weeks underway, with no women onboard…) Seriously, Harimad-sol, given a choice between sex dreams, even sex dreams focusing on being pleased by and pleasing other men, and being torn apart a millimeter at a time to be beamed across the galaxy in a very painful version of a Star Trek transporter beam, then being put back together with signal artifacts, repeated post nauseum, until one is left some kind of human-looking robot, that still feels pain, and still being disintergrated, and reintergrated a millimeter at a time, I’d rather, really, choose the sex.
Hell’s bells, I can’t even count the number of times I’ve been killed in dreams. It gets boring.
OK, then no vampire sex dreams for you, OtakuLoki. (with me as the vampire) I have those a lot. Along with the screw everyone I can catch dreams, in which I am often a man, but sometimes a woman.
I cleaned out my fingernails yesterday. Lots of dirty gunk, including some day old Dorito cheese.
Accordning to a friend who had it come out her nose, it stings.
Mildly TMI:
I’ll have dreams that I am a woman, and I am masturbating. And god damn does it feel good! Like 100x better than it does as a guy! :eek: Shit, guys must be missing out!
other TMI:
There have been times when I was masturbating for approximately 15 minutes, and in that 15 minutes, had 3 orgasms (and I’m a guy). Sometimes my ‘refractory’ period is really brief, I don’t even lose the erection at all. In fact, after 15 minutes, the only reason I stopped was because I wasn’t used to having so many intense orgasms in such a short span of time. I couldn’t do much besides lie there with my eyeballs rolled back :eek:
Unfortunately I have not had the opportunity to try this out with a consenting partner, because of performance anxiety. 
Maybe somebody makes a strap-on with the necessary hydraulics?
lol. Dragon Breath!
I’m almost certain someone does. Time for a search!
Y’know, this was way, way to easy to find. It’s a crazy world.
Knock yerself out!
Well, I was going to search later when it was a more reasonable hour, but thank you.
The things people come up with. I know just whom to tell about it. I bet he’ll laugh at me, though.