For the last month or so, I have masturbated at least 10 times per day.
Although I suspect that reading this thread will put a stop to that…
Man I miss being 13. I’m lucky to pull off half that on a good day now.
Hey, you’re too young to be in here missy.
I haven’t had sex in 5 months.
The poor, poor mods…
I am masturbation to this thread right now.
Sorry, trying to type with my left hand. That is “masturbating”.
I can’t wait to jerk off in the shower tomorrow morning.
Woo hoo. I am masturbating like a motherfuck!
Jeez, what a bunch of wankers!
I wish I could remember who posted that thread…damn what a classic!
All I remember is I was sitting in a stairwell in a vacant parking garage, masturbating like a motherfuck, and then this dude posts about it…
Ummm…I don’t think masturbating is TMI anymore. Given that all of you are doing it…RIGHT NOW! 
Let’s see. I almost choked on a condom the other weekend.
I sadly speak from experience when I say that an old T-shirt will not get rid of a rather conspicuous stain that will appear, particularly if the pants were dark.
As a side note, if you get semen on ANYTHING dark, you might as well just throw it in the washing machine because there’s gonna be a stain, no matter how much scrubbing, dabbing, rinsing, etc (trust me on this one 
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I hope you donated it. Thousands of unfortunate people lose their uvula every year due to accidents and disease.
Hey, where was that guy who gave annilingus to his dog? That guy really needs to see this thread. I’m sure he’s done something to make one/both of the dogs jealous in the last 12 hours
On Saturday I was talked into having sex while on my period. It looked like I’d slaughtered a goat in his bed. Oh well, not my sheets.
Note: Next time, put an old (clean) towel down first!
I’m currently battling a fungal infection on my inner thigh. I can’t wear boxers at the momemt, because having my scrotum rub against the rash irritates it.
Oh, and Mbossa is my new hero.