Something about you that's TMI.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Until this weekend, I hadn’t done laundry in so long I think I’d reworn ALL my underwear. I had to smell my socks before putting them on to make sure they weren’t TOO bad.

I hate doing laundry.

That’s so awesome!

Is it TMI to admit that I’ve always been curious about what human flesh tasted like? I mean, I wouldn’t engage in cannibalism, but . . .

Though if I happened to be hanging out in New Guinea, and a tribe invited me to a ritual feast, I certainly would eat human flesh rather than offend my hosts.

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How about human blood?

It’s not a V-8; I wouldn’t go out of my way for it. But when it’s there anyway (which, as you would guess, means it’s either mine or one other person’s), it’s not bad. Once in a while.

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Well, I’ve always wondered what burning human flesh smells like, so I’m totally with you on that.

And I think it’s possible that I watch more porn than any woman has a right to …

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Bad. Very bad. I only remember this from the burned accident victims that I encountered when I thought doctorhood was for me and shadowed around a trauma doctor for a week.

I still wonder what human flesh tastes like.

And as for watching double penetration, I have to say I don’t mind engaging in it.

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Somehow, it smells much worse when it’s someone else’s. At least in my experience.

My WAG is that this might have something to do with being more concerned about, oh, being on fire, than the stench.

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I can’t think of anything worthy to add at this time, I just wanted say … God bless America.

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I was playing soccer as a youth, missed the ball, and kicked a kid so hard he had to go to the hospital to have an emergency nut-ectomy.

The skin between my balls and anus (affectionately known as the “taint”) itches quite a bit, on a semi-regular basis.

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So did I. And as I took care of it, sitting on the couch in front of the computer, the cat was lying across my bare feet, purring.

“Hugs, Heloise.”

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I’ve also tasted human blood.

I like sex so rough that I usually bleed a little after my girlfriend uses the strap-on on me. Love double penetration.

I also like blowing her strap-on.

I love porn. I need to renew my subscription to Hustler and Playboy. I’ve got so much porn downloaded that my hard drive is bursting. I watch Hard Love & How To Fuck In High Heels about twice a week. The rest of the week I watch the stuff I grab from the net.

My legs are hairy. Really hairy. Probably hairier than yours, yours, yours and yours.

And what’s this about the sea sponge tampon? How does that work out? I might want to try that.

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If I’m really horny at work and don’t want to wait till I get home, I masturbate in the bathroom.

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It’s a wonderful country… where two guys may be willing to risk ball-bumpage to give catsix a good time!

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I don’t. I wipe until I feel clean. No fecal phobia, just never occured to me to bring the paper up and look at it.

My TMI?

I had a homoerotic dream last night, but woke up before it went ‘wet’.

My SO (female) is 18 years older than I am.

8 years ago I had about two golf balls worth of Brain Tumor removed from behind my right eye.

Occasionally I will evaluate my Bowel movements olfactorily to try to determine which meal it was.

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18 years ago I delivered my 9#14oz. daughter by vac extract and had a 4th degree laceration despite a median episiotomy. Over 20 stitches to my labia, vaginal, urethral and anal openings. On advice of my OB, on threat of being Depends dependent by age 40, I have Kegeled from that day to this.
Bonus: my vaginal muscles are in excellent tone!
I’m Kegeling now!

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My ant problem has gotten so bad that after I finished masturbating today and starting cleaning myself off with a washcloth I saw 3 or 4 ants crawing around on the tip of my penis. I’m pretty sure they were on the washcloth I was using and weren’t there the whole time.

You asked, you have no one to blame but yourself

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Eyes tearing & blinking … and yet… can’t look away!

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Woah. Picnic totally ruined.

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Well its not like I planned for that to happen, they were probably on the washcloth when I grabbed it since I get alot in the bathroom.

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PS I hope I don’t get banned for saying weird disgusting stuff like that

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Heh. You’re not even in the top five for weirdest, most disturbing things said on the boards.

Top ten, maybe.

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Thank god. Last time I talked about that stuff I spawned 3 threads and all got locked, I didn’t want to risk pissing off an angry mod. Now that i’ve read some of this thread yeah i’m pretty tame.