I have a monkey surgically attached to my ass. He’s playing with a Rubix Cube.
–Tim
huh. wonder how long thats been there.
Can I have the Rubiks cube when the monkey’s done?
Huh? Yeah, sure, it’s yours. But remember, this monkey is attached to my ass. And there ain’t no guarantees about where that Cube has been.
–Tim
can i try my skill at surgery and remove the monkey from your ass?? PLEASE???
And you JUST noticed that you have a monkey playing with a Rubix Cube attached to your ass? Dude, where have you been?
Mundane?..YES
Pointless?..YES
Sharable?..NO
Well, two outa three ain’t bad, so off to MPSIMS! 
Bah…you’ve never experiences Rubik’s Nirvana until you’ve looked at the source code.
Yes, I’ve used this program to solve my rubik’s cube. I am ashamed.
Ah geez…I thought I rid myself from the torment of the monkeys. I’ve dealt with these bastards before. Homer…for god’s sake…Don’t get it all fired up with notions of complete world conquest and tin foil hat parties.
The salmon…oh lord the salmon.
If you want, I’ll lend you my spatula. I’ll also share with you, my anti-monkey incantation. Zig zag blue sock.
Nert. Fleen. Zorn. Wazza Wazza ping.
In your best Bett Midler voice, screech the above at the monkey while it eats sardines and Dinty Moore stew.
If that doesn’t work…put a salad bowl in the front of your pants and say…“I’m Big and Round”
God’s speed Homey.
Homer- If you had an infinate number of monkeys, with an infinate number of rubik’s cubes attached to your ass, one of them would solve the puzzle! (it would make it hard to wear jeans though…)
Hmmmm…
<Note to self>
more caffeine before posting.
You didn’t actually say how the monkey was playing with the Rubik’s cube. Is it twisting the sides around, throwing it up into the air, forcibly jamming it somewhere, or something else?
I sure hope pricciar doesn’t find out about this. He has a thing for monkeys…
Is it the monkey from Sprockets? If so, can I touch it?
I’m callin’ PETA!
Hey! That monkey’s cheating! I saw him pull off the stickers, oooooooooooh, i hate cheating monkeys!
Monkey on your ass, huh?
I guess that means that if you get into trouble, we all get to spank your monkey
Yeah, no kidding. I saw that monkey attatched to your ass two weeks ago.
Don’t worry though, it is the latest fasion statement. Both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are having them put on. And the monkeys are going to be wearing matching gloves.
Well, if you get the Rubiks cube, who gets his ass when the monkey is off it?
Just stay away from the Furious George Game, or that monkey of yours might get some really evil ideas about that cube.
Might this primate be Luxembourgian?
How about we remove the monkey from his ass and wrap it up as a gift for techchick. she hasnt arrived at the board yet, but I am trying to get a party going in the birthday thread.
steals monkey