Something's been itching like a scab in the back of my mind forever.

Pardon my simile, but its time to scratch.
Years ago someone, female I assume, said on these forums “Don’t you guys know that we can see you picking your noses while you’re driving around in your pickups?” Something like that.
So, my response is, “Don’t you gals know we don’t care what you see while you’re tooling around in your minivans?”
There, I said it. No more itch.

You showed her!

(Thumbs hooked in belt, head cocked back)
Yep!

Yea you tell em!